Perhaps Xu Damao had put too much of it in her mouth, causing Silly Zhu to run to the toilet after she came back.
This also allowed the reporter, who had just been discharged, to find a way to take revenge on him.
In this era, the toilets were all public. Therefore, everyone in the yard had to go to the public toilet. Unless it was to urinate or to use the chamber pot on a cold day, they would go back to the public toilet to settle their problems.
The stick meme saw Silly Zhu running to the toilet several times and knew that he must have diarrhea. This was precisely the point. He had been waiting in the public toilet since early in the morning.
The stick shivered from the cold, and its lips turned a little purple.
"This idiot, why isn't he in the toilet yet?”
"I'm freezing to death!"
I want to go home because of the cold. However, when he thought about how he had almost died because of Silly Zhu's rat poison and his stomach full of feces. He felt disgusted.
Therefore, he gritted his teeth and waited again. After an unknown period of time. The stick finally heard some movement.
Looking at the outline, he recognized Silly Zhu.
"You're finally here. Just because you made me eat sh * t, I'll kick you into the sh * t pit!”
The stick quickly hid in a corner to prevent himself from being exposed.
Soon, the figure walked into the public toilet. The public toilet in the courtyard house was not as big as the factory. However, it was not considered small. After all, it had to provide for the use of so many people in the courtyard.
The figure had just unbuttoned his pants and was about to experience the carefree feeling of the Five Grains Reincarnation.
He felt someone kick him from behind.
"Aiyo!" The figure lost his balance. He fell headfirst into the manure pit. This was a typical aggressive move.
"Hahaha! You made me eat shit! Now, you should eat as much as you can!" The meme instantly laughed.
In the next second, Silly Pillar's cry for help came from the manure pit.
" Gulu gulu..." Before he spoke, bubbles were still coming out of Silly Zhu's mouth.
"What are you doing?"
"Didn't I already say that it was a misunderstanding?”
"I treat you like my own son. Why would I harm you?”
"You child…Ugh!"
"Help! Help! I'm almost stuffed to death! Quickly pull me up."
Silly Zhu felt so aggrieved. This was the second time he had fallen into a manure pit today. Why was he so unlucky!
The stick meme didn't call for help immediately. Instead, he stood at the same spot and watched as Silly Zhu struggled in the manure pit. He even smiled and cheered for Silly Zhu!
However, his joy soon turned into sorrow!
Thud! Someone kicked him from behind. The meme flew into the toilet. The moment he went in, he hit Silly Zhu's head and directly smashed Silly Zhu in. Poor Silly Pillar was about to climb out after his own efforts, but he was smashed down by a disaster.
"Ugh…Ugh!" The two of them started to vomit after getting up.
"Dad, Mom, Grandma, help!”The stick was riding on Silly Pillar's head, constantly shouting for help.
If it wasn't for Silly Pillar, he might have sunk to the bottom before they could rescue him!
……
It was late at night, and everyone in the courtyard was in a deep sleep, except for a few people.
Jia Zhang-shi suddenly dreamed that her grandson was calling her. He even said that he fell into a manure pit.
Jia Zhangshi, who was snoring, said in her sleep,"This child really won't stop even in his dreams.”
Qin Huairu was jolted awake. At first, she thought she was dreaming. But when she heard Jia Zhangshi talking in her sleep, she hurriedly got up and looked around the room.
"Oh no, the stick isn't here."
"Mom, Dongxu, wake up. Something really happened to the meme!”Qin Huairu shouted anxiously.
"What?" Did something happen to my good grandson?"
Suddenly, he realized something." Oh no, wasn't that a dream? My eldest grandson really fell into a manure pit!”
Hearing this, Jia Zhangshi couldn't be bothered to sleep anymore. She quickly put on her clothes and was about to go to the public toilet.
As for Jia Dongxu, he was a good-for-nothing and could only be anxious.
"Qin Huairu, hurry up and find my son.”
"How are you looking after the child? You don't even know that the child is gone!”
“……”
The closer Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu got to the public toilet, the more certain they were that the unlucky fellow who fell into the toilet was really a joke. Unconsciously, they quickened their pace.
At the same time.
First Uncle, Second Uncle, Third Uncle. The rest of the residents in the courtyard also came out.
Someone was shouting for help in the middle of the night. Everyone naturally had to come out and take a look. Liu Bei, who knew the entire process and had kicked the meme into the crowd, was also standing in the crowd. There was no expression on his face, but he was overjoyed in his heart.
When Liu Bei was about to go to the toilet, he saw Silly Zhu and hurriedly ran out. Therefore, he quietly hid and waited for a while. He decided to reward Silly Pillar with a free half-day tour of the manure pit.
Who knew that as soon as Silly Zhu stepped into the public toilet, Liu Bei heard a thud. Then came the conversation between the meme and Silly Pillar.
Liu Bei was also happy that Silly Zhu would save him the trouble of fighting. Coincidentally, the stick was also here, so he would go down and be a difficult uncle and nephew with Silly Zhu!
Who asked this little bastard to steal into his house! She stole his canned herring! This uncle and aunt couldn't tolerate it anymore. Silly Zhu was determined to be his fake father. Silly Zhu wouldn't care if he stole Silly Zhu's things. But if you steal from my house, I'll let you know how many eyes Ma Wangye has!
Thinking of this, Liu Bei did not hesitate. Before the others in the courtyard came out. It was a Heavenly Silkworm Kick. He directly sent the stick meme in to reunite with his silly uncle.
Then, he went into hiding. When everyone in the courtyard came out,
He slowly followed her out, pretending to know nothing. He really deserved it! Let's teach them a lesson and see if they still dare to cause trouble! Otherwise, there were plenty of ways to deal with them!
The people in the courtyard laughed when they saw Silly Zhu enter the manure pit again. They all said to Silly Pillar,"Ha! Silly Zhu, why did you go into the manure pit again?”
"Maybe it's because Silly Zhu likes to eat it?”
After saying that, they all laughed out loud. Yi Zhonghai said resentfully," Zhu Zi, what do you want me to say? You've entered the manure pit twice in one day! How old are you to make such a mistake?”
Second Uncle said sarcastically,"Maybe he did something bad outside and the heavens are punishing him?”
Silly Zhu couldn't get angry, he was still counting on the people above to save him!
"My dear masters, stop making sarcastic remarks. Hurry up and pull us up!"”
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