Playing the role of White Impermanence, Yang Xiaomi was broadcasted live
34 White pole, red umbrella, let’s sleep together after eating!

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At the entrance of the neighborhood.

Sui Yuan wanted Yang Xiaomi to drive him to the crew. If she was satisfied, they could talk about cooperation.

However, Yang Xiaomi said that she wanted to go upstairs to see the golden retriever. She hadn't seen Pipi for so long, so she wanted to go upstairs.

Of course, apart from Pi Pi, Yang Xiaomi wanted to see Sui Yuan's living environment.

She was now more and more interested in Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan naturally had no reason to refuse the boss. Moreover, it was already evening and the sky was almost dark. It was a little inappropriate to go to the crew at this time.

The car stopped at the entrance of the community and did not move. Sui Yuan brought Yang Xiaomi into the community.

"Come in, boss. Sit anywhere you want.”

Opening the door, Sui Yuan let Yang Xiaomi in.

Yang Xiaomi walked in and looked around. The apartment was not big. It had a layout of one bedroom, one living room, and one bathroom. The area was only about 60 square meters.

The house was a little old, and the furniture was very simple, but it was very clean. Everywhere was tidied up in an orderly manner. It was obvious that Sui Yuan was a person who paid great attention to the quality of life.

However, Yang Xiaomi felt that Sui Yuan was a little wronged to live here.

"Do you usually live here?" Yang Xiaomi asked Sui Yuan.

Sui Yuan shrugged." Yeah, isn't this place good?”

"No, I didn't mean that." Yang Xiaomi explained," I mean, with your ability, you should live in a better place.”

"Haha." Sui Yuan smiled." Boss thinks too highly of me.”

"I'm just an ordinary person. It's just that I've been unlucky recently, so I have a lot of things that don't belong to me. Actually, with my normal ability, this place is very good.”

"At least I don't live in the basement, right?”

Hearing Sui Yuan's words, Yang Xiaomi's beautiful eyes flashed with a meaningful light. She looked at Sui Yuan and said seriously,""Sometimes, I really can't understand you.”

"Your life in the past was clearly very dull, but you had the realm of seeing through the secular world?”

"See through the secular world?" Sui Yuan was surprised." Boss, you're exaggerating.”

"How can I have such a high realm? It's just because I'm a layman that I don't want those luxuries!”

"There's something I might say that you might not like to hear. An existence like you doesn't understand the thoughts of small figures like us.”

Yang Xiaomi pouted and muttered,"I've seen many small characters, but none like you.”

Looking at Yang Xiaomi's strange expression, Sui Yuan smiled and said,""Actually, my place is really good."

"Don't look down on the old neighborhood, but the geographical environment is not bad.”

"There's a park next to it and a shopping mall in front. The most amazing thing is that there's an ostrich farm in our area.”

"If Boss is interested, I'll bring you there later.”

Seeing that Sui Yuan was so contented and free, Yang Xiaomi smiled and shook her head. She did not say anything else.

"By the way, where is Pi Pi?"

"Oh, in the bedroom."

"The bedroom?" Yang Xiaomi blinked her beautiful eyes in surprise." Why are you keeping it in the bedroom and not in the living room?”

Sui Yuan smiled bitterly.”

"Come and see for yourself."

As he spoke, Sui Yuan brought Yang Xiaomi to the bedroom.

Yang Xiaomi was shocked when she opened the door.

"Is this my Pipi?"

On the bed in the bedroom, the golden retriever was squatting against the headboard. It was hugging a piece of dust in its arms and had an eight-trigram compass in its mouth. Its eyes were staring at the zombie movie on the TV.

Seeing Yang Xiaomi enter, the golden retriever didn't show any excitement. He just nodded lightly. His posture was like that of an otherworldly expert... no, a tall dog.

When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, they almost laughed to death.

F * ck! After not seeing him for a day, this golden retriever had achieved enlightenment?

Damn, what kind of dog was this? In the morning, he was still pulling the old man in the wheelchair as fast as lightning, but at night, he was meditating and cultivating.

Hahaha, Yang Xiaomi was dumbfounded. It was as if she didn't recognize her dog.

It wasn't her fault. Who would fall asleep looking at such a dog?

Yang Xiaomi stared at her golden retriever in a daze and did not speak for three minutes.

After a while, she looked at Sui Yuan and asked in astonishment,""What did you teach my golden retriever?”

Sui Yuan was about to cry." I'll teach it? Do I have the ability?"

"I can't even wipe its butt every day.”

"Boss, listen to me. If you have the conditions, apply for a cultivation path for Gou 'zi. Don't delay.”

Yang Xiaomi was speechless.

Hahaha, host, there's nothing wrong with that. Big honey, listen to the host. Don't delay the young paparazzo!

F * ck, you two might have to rely on golden retrievers in the future.

He really had a divorce. This dog had really become smart!

After hearing Sui Yuan's explanation that the golden retriever only had convulsions for two hours every night and would be fine after watching a zombie movie, Yang Xiaomi was relieved.

Otherwise, if the golden retriever kept acting up, Yang Xiaomi really didn't know how to bring it back.

Seeing that the golden retriever was ignoring her, Yang Xiaomi tactfully left the room.

When they reached the living room, Sui Yuan asked Yang Xiaomi to sit down and said,""Boss, I'm usually the only one at home. I don't have any fruits and snacks to entertain you.”

"It's almost time for dinner. Why don't I invite you out for dinner?”

Yang Xiaomi waved her hand." Why do we have to go out to eat? Isn't it good to be at home?"”

"Do you know how to cook? Let me try your cooking."

Sui Yuan scratched his head." I know how to cook, but I don't have any vegetables at home."”

"Hehe, you want to lie to me?" Yang Xiaomi stood up with a smile and went straight to the fridge." You live alone. Why don't you buy groceries?”

As she spoke, Yang Xiaomi opened the fridge and looked inside. It was really empty.

Apart from a few eggs, some vegetables, and half a frozen chick, there was nothing else.

Oh, there was also a bottle of Erguotou white wine.

Yang Xiaomi didn't know why the white wine was placed in the refrigerator.

Sui Yuan walked over and smiled." I really didn't lie to you. I usually buy as much as I eat."”

"Let's go out and eat."

"No." "This is enough, and I have some too!" Yang Xiaomi said stubbornly.”

Eh?

Before Sui Yuan could understand, Yang Xiaomi took out a bag of mushrooms from her bag.

"These are enough for two dishes, right?”

"Can it work?" Yang Xiaomi raised her eyebrows and looked at Sui Yuan provocatively.

"Can it work?" Sui Yuan also lost his temper." I'll show you today."”

"Wait, I'll make chicken mushroom stew!”

"Hehe, alright, I'll wait." Yang Xiaomi smiled and returned to the living room.

Sui Yuan did not stand on ceremony. He rolled up his arms and sleeves and began to cook.

About half an hour.

A chicken stewed with mushrooms and a dish of stir-fried vegetables with eggs were ready.

When Yang Xiaomi saw this, she blinked her beautiful eyes in surprise." You don't say, it's really interesting."”

"Of course." Sui Yuan pouted proudly." Don't underestimate the ability of a single man.”

"Haha, I said you're fat, but you're still panting.”

"Give it to me." Yang Xiaomi smiled and placed the bottle of Erguotou on the table.

Sui Yuan was stunned." Do you want to drink more?"

"You can't drink it?"

"Who said that?"

"Come?"

"Come!"

After a simple conversation, the two of them started drinking.

In fact, Sui Yuan's portion was not big. He poured half a catty. Yang Xiaomi's alcohol tolerance was still okay, but she was a little confused when she drank too much.

As they chatted and drank, the atmosphere between the two of them was quite good.

However, the dishes that went with the wine were immediately gone.

At this time, Yang Xiaomi saw Sui Yuan chewing something red in his mouth. She pouted and said,""You're not being honest. Give me some food!”

Sui Yuan said helplessly," How can I hide food? Isn't this the mushroom you brought?"”

"There's a little left. I'll eat it as a snack.”

"If you want it, I'll give it to you."

As he spoke, Sui Yuan placed the remaining small handful of mushrooms on the table. Yang Xiaomi did not stand on ceremony. Perhaps she had drunk too much, so she picked up the mushrooms and started eating.

"Haha, interesting. I really didn't expect to drink like this.”Yang Xiaomi looked at Sui Yuan with a drunken smile.

Sui Yuan also smiled." I didn't expect to drink with Boss Yang."”

"It feels pretty good."

Perhaps because he had drunk too much, Sui Yuan actually started humming a song." White pole, red umbrella, after eating, let's sleep together..."

Eh? Yang Xiaomi was stunned." Why did you sing this kind of song all of a sudden?”

"I don't know." Sui Yuan shook the mushroom in his hand." Maybe it's because of a feeling?”

From feeling?

Suddenly, Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi were stunned. They stared at the mushroom in their hands.

White pole…red umbrella…

F * ck!

In the live broadcast room.

Oh my god! Poisonous mushrooms?

F * ck, was this a big joke?

Boss Yang: I'm just eating your food, and you want to poison me?

Hehe, wrong, this mushroom was brought by Boss Yang!

Stop talking nonsense. What should we do now?

[PS: Warm up for a moment, the next chapter will continue to be funny!] Actually, there was something funny about this, haha.

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