In the living room.
Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi stared blankly at the mushroom with a white stem and a red umbrella.
The two of them looked incredulous.
The children's song involuntarily echoed in his mind.
White pole, red umbrella, after eating, they would lie down together.
Wasn't this too f * cking exciting?
Sui Yuan blinked his eyes in a daze and asked Yang Xiaomi,""Did you bring this mushroom?"
"A friend gave it to me!" Yang Xiaomi replied in a daze.”
"How's your relationship?"
"It's pretty good. Otherwise, would he give me mushrooms?”
Sui Yuan heaved a sigh of relief." That's good.”
"It's just that…before she gave me the mushrooms, we had a big fight.”Yang Xiaomi added.
Sui Yuan: "?!"
Suppressing the panic in his heart, Sui Yuan trembled and asked,""Are…are you feeling unwell?”
"My head is a little dizzy," Yang Xiaomi said with a dazed look.”
"Me too…"
"F * ck!"
Sui Yuan pulled Yang Xiaomi and rushed out of the door with a few mushrooms.
Yang Xiaomi was a little flustered." Sui Yuan, what are you doing?”
"Why are we going to the hospital?"
"If we don't go now, we'll really have to lie down together.”
Yang Xiaomi was speechless.
Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I thought the host was funny enough, but I didn't expect Yang Xiaomi to be so funny.
The netizens were speechless!
Are you crazy? Someone's life is about to be lost, and you're still laughing? Do you have any morals?
Where did this idiot come from? Did he not know that poisonous mushrooms could kill people? Did he have no bottom line at all?
You f * cking have no bottom line! Who told you that it was a poisonous mushroom? That mushroom is called a red mushroom. It's a mushroom with very high nutritional value. It's not poisonous at all!
Eh? Really? Bro, it's not the time to joke around.
Who's joking with you? All three generations of my family are mushroom fiddling. How can I be wrong?
Then why did the streamer and Yang Xiaomi feel dizzy?
Are you stupid? The two of them drank a bottle of Erguotou. How could they not feel dizzy?
I found it, it's really red mushroom, it's not poisonous!
No poison? Then what were they waiting for? Laugh! Hahaha!
Hahaha, I was suffocating. I wanted to laugh just now, but out of morality, I held it in.
Me too, hahaha. Actually, I was already laughing out loud, but I didn't send any bullet comments.
F * ck, it was a false alarm. I knew it. With the streamer's luck, how could she finish this meal so calmly? There was indeed an accident, haha.
Don't worry, don't worry. I think there's still a good show. Just wait and see, hahaha.
Knowing that Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi were fine, the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed heartlessly again.
However, Sui Yuan and Yang Xiaomi really thought that they were poisoned. They ran to the hospital desperately and had no time to pay attention to the live broadcast room.
At the door, Sui Yuan rushed to the street to hail a taxi. Yang Xiaomi stood in front of his car and shouted,""Sui Yuan, I have a car.”
Sui Yuan looked helpless." We drank and were poisoned. How could we f * cking drive?"”
"If we don't get to the hospital, we'll be dead!”
When Yang Xiaomi heard this, she agreed with Sui Yuan. She quickly ran over to take a taxi with Sui Yuan.
At this moment, the two of them were nervous and afraid. Yang Xiaomi's entire body was trembling.
Sui Yuan quickly grabbed Yang Xiaomi's hand and encouraged her," Boss, don't be afraid. It's okay."”
Suddenly, Sui Yuan thought of the detoxifying blood in the farm next to him.
After all, the animals there ate all kinds of food. The staff of the breeding farm often had to prepare some antidotes.
Thinking of this, Sui Yuan pulled Yang Xiaomi and went straight to the farm.
Soon, the two of them arrived.
Fortunately, the door of the farm was open. Without thinking, Sui Yuan pulled Yang Xiaomi in.
Sui Yuan explained as they walked.
"Boss, be careful. Other than dizziness, you might also experience hallucinations.”
"Illusion?" Yang Xiaomi was stunned." What kind of hallucination?”
" Who knows? It might be…"
As he spoke, Sui Yuan turned around." Yay!”
He was shocked to see a tall gibbon standing beside him.
Sui Yuan was really a little confused.
Where did the giraves come from?
Then he said to Yang Xiaomi,"See, this is an illusion."”
Yang Xiaomi was completely stunned and didn't know what to do.
The two of them looked at the gibbon and didn't move, but the gibbon moved and pecked Sui Yuan's head with its head.
Sui Yuan was originally very arrogant, but when he was poked by the gibbon, his anger suddenly rose.
"Aiyo! How could I f * cking spoil you? How could I suffer such grievances? I just learned how to grapple!”
He rushed forward and pressed the gibbon to the ground.
Yang Xiaomi was dumbfounded. The scene in front of her was too exciting.
Sui Yuan was riding on the gibbon's body, and he pressed down on its neck with one hand.
As everyone knew, adult ostriches were much stronger than adult men.
But even so, the gibbon still lost to Sui Yuan.
Yang Xiaomi waved her hand in a daze." That's too f * cking fierce, isn't it?
Hahaha, the streamer is awesome! He could even hold down a freaking gibbon. I'm impressed!
F * ck, I'm dying of laughter. I finally heard the original popular meme again.
The streamer's grappling technique is really impressive. It can even defeat a gibbon. No wonder Uncle Wu Jing and Uncle Police want to learn it. I want to learn it too.
Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I can't laugh anymore. A drunkard fighting a gibbon?
F * ck, I knew it. Nothing is impossible for a streamer. I'm dying of laughter.
Sui Yuan had indeed captured the gibbon, but he had underestimated the strength of the ostrich.
Originally, Sui Yuan wanted to suppress the gibbon, but when the gibbon got up, it directly brought Sui Yuan up. For some reason, Sui Yuan was riding on the gibbon's back.
This gibbon had probably never been ridden before. Feeling the weight on its body, it ran away.
He ran so fast!
Before Yang Xiaomi could react, Sui Yuan and the gibbon were gone.
The netizens in the live streaming room saw it clearly and burst out laughing.
F…F * ck! Ran away?
Hahaha, this plot is too good. There's even a reversal?
Ostrich: Did you f * cking just learn grappling? I just learned the 100-meter sprint! Practice?
Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore. I've seen people riding horses, cows, donkeys, and this is the first time I've seen someone riding a gibbon. Streamer, you're really awesome!
With the gibbon running, Sui Yuan was even more confused.
He thought, Isn't the hallucination of mushroom poisoning too serious?
Why would he run?
Am I treating any form of transportation like an ostrich?
Just as Sui Yuan was in a daze, the gibbon carried Sui Yuan out of the farm.
Beside the farm was an unrepaired road.
People often came here to train and race.
Not far in front of Sui Yuan, there was a big brother riding a bicycle to exercise.
Sui Yuan didn't think too much about it and shouted," Brother, look at what I'm riding!”
The man riding the bicycle was dumbfounded. He thought that Sui Yuan was showing off. He gritted his teeth and replied," You're awesome!”
Because the gibbon ran too fast, Sui Yuan didn't hear it clearly. He thought that his brother was speaking English.
It sounded like a motorcycle brand.
But Sui Yuan didn't have time to think about it. The gibbon ran faster and faster, and there were a few young men next to him who were about to start racing.
Perhaps they were discussing the bet, a young man patted his car.
"With my car, there's no one in the entire capital who can compete with me.”
"If you race with me, you're courting death!”
As he was talking, Sui Yuan rode a gibbon and whizzed past.
Those people were dumbfounded.
"What's going on?"
"It might be a gibbon!" said another young man.”
The gibbon's speed was getting faster and faster. Sui Yuan felt that he was about to be blown down by the phoenix, so he could only hold its neck tightly.
As he ran, he ran to the fracture in front of him.
As mentioned before, this road had not been repaired yet. There was a bridge next to the break, and there was still a distance between them.
Sui Yuan was also shocked. He quickly grabbed the gibbon's neck and pulled it. The gibbon immediately turned around.
Those few brats were still in a daze.
Why was there a gibbon on this road?
Then, Sui Yuan hurriedly shouted," Awesome! Awesome! This was awesome! How do we stop it!"
At this time, the few boys had yet to recover from the situation just now when they saw Sui Yuan riding an ostrich and making another trip.
This time, the few brats could not hold it in anymore.
"Did you see it clearly?"
"Look carefully, it's an ostrich, and there's a person sitting on it!”
"Not only is there someone sitting there, but that person keeps shouting awesome!”
"F * ck, he's too arrogant. He's awesome just because he's riding an ostrich? Get in the car! Chase!"
Then, four or five sports cars chased after Sui Yuan.
P.S. Did this chapter make you laugh? Hehe, don't worry, I won't just fill up the chapter with words. There's a foundation in the beginning.
For example, the ostrich farm in the previous chapter.
Kneel! The comments, the flowers, the comments! Oh right, change the title of the book tomorrow. Change picking up corpses to picking up drunk. Otherwise, I won't sign the contract. Boohoo!
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