In the evening.
The originally quiet maintenance road was now in complete chaos.
Sui Yuan was riding a gibbon on the road, and four or five sports cars were chasing and blocking him.
That scene was too exciting, like a big movie.
The few bad boys were anxious.
"Damn it, he rode a gibbon to race us? Do you think we're weaklings?"
"Chase, chase him with all your might. I want to kill him!”
The netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore. I'm really going to laugh until I'm cramping. The streamer is too f * cking funny.
Hahaha, those racers were probably dumbfounded. They probably never dreamed that they would one day race with a gibbon.
The funniest thing was that when the first group of people realized what was going on, the streamer actually came again. This was a blatant provocation! Hahaha.
[I've been racing for half my life, but I've never seen such an awesome person!] Streamer: You'll see it today! Hahaha.
Hahaha, I can't laugh anymore. Streamer, you're too awesome.
Street Racer: Can I take this provocation? We just got a sports car, hahaha.
'F * ck, this is too funny. I can't take it anymore. Streamer, you must live well. Without you, I'll have to live ten years less. Haha…'
In the end, this car racing drama came to an end after Uncle Jing came to stop it.
The few bad boys who were caught were still not convinced. They shouted,"Why are you only arresting us?"
"Why didn't you catch that kid who was racing on a gibbon?”
Uncle was stunned. They walked to Sui Yuan and wanted to ask what was going on.
One of the uncles recognized Sui Yuan.
"Oh? You again!"
"What? This time, he didn't drive a minivan to run, nor did he ride a three-wheeled motorcycle to chase after a police car. Instead, he rode a gibbon to race a wild bike?”
"I say, what the hell are you thinking?”
When the netizens in the live broadcast room saw this, they laughed wildly again.
Haha, it's this Uncle Jiaojing again. Enemies really meet on a narrow road!
F * ck, Uncle Jiaojing was really unlucky. He always met a streamer.
He really couldn't laugh anymore. Uncle was so miserable. He was probably about to doubt his life.
Hahaha…
Sui Yuan was in a state of confusion and did not recognize this familiar Uncle Jiaojing at all.
Thinking about it, it made sense. He had been drinking and frightened, and he had even had a soul-stirring chase with the biker gang while riding a gibbon.
It was already good enough that he could stand. If it were an ordinary person, they would have been paralyzed with fear.
"Uncle, let me explain. I had a reason for driving while drunk. Can I not be punished?”
Jiao Jing looked helpless." We need to have a meeting to discuss whether riding a gibbon is considered drunk driving or car racing.”
Haha, Uncle Jiaojing was stunned.
Cross-scene: I've worked for half my life, but I've never given a gibbon a ticket! Hahaha.
Jiaojing: This is my first time dealing with this kind of thing! Hahaha.
Streamer, your situation isn't even in the traffic laws.
Hearing Jiao Jing's words, Sui Yuan was also stunned." A gibbon? Isn't this a motorcycle?"
Jiao Jing's face darkened." How much did you drink? Did you drink fake wine?"
Sui Yuan hurriedly explained," I didn't drink too much. I was poisoned by mushrooms and had hallucinations."”
"Do you believe I'll handcuff you?"”
Helplessly, Sui Yuan could only tell Jiaojing what had just happened. At this time, Yang Xiaomi also ran over and explained to Sui Yuan.
"Uncle, we're really poisoned by mushrooms. If you don't believe me, look.”Yang Xiaomi quickly took out the mushrooms and sang.
"A white pole, a red umbrella, and we're going to sleep together after eating? Have you heard of it?"
Jiao Jing was also stunned. He was worried that something would happen, so he took the red mushrooms and called to ask.
After a while, Jiao Jing came back, relieved.
"Don't worry, this mushroom is called red mushroom. It's not poisonous.”
Sui Yuan still didn't believe it." That's impossible. If it wasn't poisonous, why would I feel dizzy and hallucinate?”
Jiao Jing replied,[You f * cking drank too much!]”
"In the future, it's better to eat less mushrooms that you don't know.”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
Yang Xiaomi was speechless.
In the end, Uncle did not punish Sui Yuan. Firstly, there was a reason for this, and secondly, he really did not know how to punish him.
And compared to what Sui Yuan had done before, this matter didn't seem so serious...
After a round of criticism and education, Uncle left with the gibbon.
The gibbon seemed to be from a nearby farm. Uncle said to bring it over to ask.
No matter what, this matter was resolved.
However, Sui Yuan was very depressed. He looked at Yang Xiaomi and helplessly spread his hands.
"Do you understand how I feel now?”
"It's not that I want to quit the broadcast, but my life is too f * cking exciting.”
Yang Xiaomi was also awake now. She smiled and comforted him,"Don't say that. It was just an accident.”
"An accident?" Sui Yuan narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows." Do you believe it yourself?”
"Once was an accident. What about the previous two times, three times, four times, five times, six times?”
Yang Xiaomi was speechless.
"Aiya." Yang Xiaomi patted Sui Yuan's shoulder." Don't be so depressed.”
"At least the two of us are fine.”
"We don't have to lie down together. How lucky.”
Sui Yuan smiled bitterly." It's fine now, but we won't know in a while."”
"With my luck, who knows what will happen later…"
Bang!
Before Sui Yuan could finish his words, he heard a loud noise, as if something had exploded.
Sui Yuan looked at the source of the voice, and his hair stood up in fear.
They saw a car with a flat tire swaying toward them.
The driver honked his horn as hard as he could, trying his best to control the car.
"Boss! Run!"
Sui Yuan's reaction was really fast. He pushed Yang Xiaomi to the other side, grabbed the railing next to him, and jumped over.
His reaction was a little too fast. Sui Yuan didn't notice that there was a f * cking bridge outside the railing.
"Sui Yuan!"
Yang Xiaomi got up from the ground and rushed to the railing to look down.
When she saw it, she was so scared that her legs immediately went weak.
Isn't it too f * cking high?
……
When Sui Yuan wanted to come back, he was already lying on the hospital bed.
His leg was bandaged and in pain.
Sui Yuan slowed down and remembered what happened yesterday. He was a little depressed.
If he had known that it was a bridge, he would have been hit by a car.
At this time, Sui Yuan suddenly saw a person lying on the bed next to him.
Damn, her injuries were even more serious than his. Her head, neck, and hands were all bandaged.
Sui Yuan blinked." Brother, what's wrong?”
The patient was stunned." I don't know either. I only remember taking a walk under the bridge. When I woke up, I was here.”
Sui Yuan was speechless.
"Maybe I know what's going on.”
"I think I was the one who smashed you."
The patient was speechless.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 10 Surprise Points!
At this moment, a man in a white coat walked in." Oh, you're awake.”
"I say, your life is really interesting.”
"What's wrong? Was the netherworld that lacking in manpower? Even a White Impermanence like you wants to jump off the bridge to improve your performance?”
Sui Yuan took a look and saw that it was the man in the white coat he met in the first season.
F * ck! It was really a rare encounter in life!
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