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"Brother, why do you think the person who cleaned my ears just now wore sunglasses?”
"Maybe he stayed up late to play games last night. The sunglasses are used to cover the dark circles under his eyes.”
Jiang Xiaobai gave a very reasonable explanation.
They came out of the bathing center.
The cameraman patted his ear with his right hand from time to time.
He didn't know if it was a psychological effect, but he felt uncomfortable in his ears.
"Brother, what did you just say?"
"I said…"
Jiang Xiaobai opened his mouth and purposely mouthed it without making a sound.
In an instant.
The photographer's hands and feet were cold as he panicked."It's over. I'm deaf!"
Popularity craze 1 1 1 1 1 1…
Popularity craze 1 1 1 1 1 1…
…
The audience laughed.
This live broadcast room has been my laughing stock for a whole year.
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[Question: With this IQ, I really wonder how the photographer lived to this age.]
--I suggest that the parents of the photographer plan to have a second child as soon as possible. (Dog Head)
This suggestion was quite good…
…
"Hey, hey, hey?"
The cameraman panicked and kept asking Jiang Xiaobai,""Brother, can you hear me?”
Jiang Xiaobai looked at him as if he was a retard."Please, you can't hear me. I'm not deaf, okay?!”
"Brother, I think I can hear you again.”
The photographer cried tears of joy, like a happy little boy.
"Then you might have intermittent hearing loss caused by kidney deficiency." Jiang Xiaobai couldn't help but say.”
"Kidney deficiency?"
The photographer shook his head like a rattle-drum."This kind of thing can't happen to me.”
"Are you sure?"
"There are four major characteristics of kidney deficiency. First, there are four major characteristics of kidney deficiency. Second, poor memory. Number five, you don't know how to count."
“？？？”
The photographer was a little confused. Why didn't you say anything?"
"I told you just now, you didn't forget so quickly, did you?"”
"F * ck! Brother, how many characteristics did you say?”
"Four major characteristics."
"Then why is he fifth?”
Jiang Xiaobai (smiling face):"You're confused again. I clearly said it was fourth.”
This time.
The photographer was convinced that he had a kidney deficiency.
He stood there in pain and wailed.
"Oh, my kidney!"
…
---I'm a new audience member. May I ask if the cameraman's kidney is damaged?
No, he was just fooled by the inhumane Number 8.
From this, it could be seen that Jiang Xiaobai's little bit of conscience had already been used up during the bank robbery.
Although I sympathized with the photographer, I couldn't help but laugh.
With this smile, he would lose half of his merit.
…
The joke was almost over.
Jiang Xiaobai finally found his conscience and told the photographer the truth.
When he found out that his kidneys were normal.
Only then did her tears turn into a smile, so beautiful that big snot bubbles appeared.
The sky gradually darkened.
The first day of the challenge was about to pass.
The two of them strolled along the road.
He was going to find a place to have dinner and then look for a place to stay.
They passed by a park.
He saw groups of beautiful sisters dancing in the square.
Each of them had big wavy hair and wore translucent clothes. They were sweating profusely as they danced.
Jiang Xiaobai was attracted and turned inside.
He stopped and watched for a long time.
He couldn't help but sigh." So…I don't hate square dancing. It mainly depends on who's dancing."”
"No, no."
the photographer said.
From the beginning to the end, his attention was not on those young girls, but on another group of square dancing aunties.
"Girls are just red skeletons. No matter how beautiful their faces and young bodies are, they can't resist the erosion of time. I think this group of old aunties has a different flavor.”
"I don't agree with your point of view.”
Jiang Xiaobai expressed his opinion,""I still prefer married women. They're mature and charming.”
…
The bullet comments were dense and the audience ridiculed them crazily.
I didn't see it. Although contestant No. 8 didn't have the ambition of Meng De, he had the heart of a thief.
- Fellow Daoist!
To be honest, the cameraman's hobby was also very unique.
Not only was it unique, it was simply unprecedented!
Respect Blessing!
(Covering his face) One of them liked old ladies, and the other liked young women. It was simply too much.
…
After watching the square dance.
He was about to leave.
At this moment.
Jiang Xiaobai suddenly heard a soft rustling sound in the grass on the right.
"It's so late. Could it be that there's a young couple here…"
With the mentality of watching the show, he tiptoed and followed the source of the sound.
After confirming the location.
He pushed aside the bushes to take a look.
Hey!
Guess what?
It was a rabbit that was eating grass!
It was not small, enough for an adult to eat.
She didn't expect there to be wild rabbits in this small park.
Jiang Xiaobai was amused.”
Whoosh!
The rabbit dashed five meters away.
The photographer missed.
Seeing his clumsiness, Jiang Xiaobai rolled up his sleeves.""Let me do it! I was a sprinting champion when I was in school!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
Before Jiang Xiaobai could use his wind-like speed…
There was a loud bang!
The rabbit, which was running for its life, was in a panic and crashed into a tree in front of it.
He flipped over and stopped moving.
Jiang Xiaobai was speechless.
The photographer was speechless.
The live broadcast room was speechless.
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