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--!!! This was also possible?
[(Shocked) Real-life version of waiting for a rabbit!]
He had heard of pigs bumping into trees, but this was the first time he saw a rabbit bumping into a tree.
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B. Rabbit: Mom, I have something to do tonight, so I won't be going home.
---(Comical) Oh, Bunny, I'm showering!
…
When people were lucky, the heavens would grab them and feed them.
Jiang Xiaobai took a few steps forward.
He picked up the rabbit's ears and pulled it up.
To be honest.
This was the first time he had encountered such a thing.
This made Jiang Xiaobai mutter to himself,""Could it be that my personal charm is too strong and has convinced this rabbit, so it did this?”
"I'll go!"
The photographer was confused and could not help but diss,"Don't you feel embarrassed when you say this?”
"Is there anything wrong with telling the truth?"
" If you don't believe me, just ask this rabbit if I'm right." Jiang Xiao Bai said nonchalantly.”
After saying that.
Jiang Xiaobai waved the rabbit in his hand.""Xiaotu, Xiaotu, do you think I'm handsome?”
The poor rabbit had been knocked down.
Although he didn't die on the spot, he was knocked unconscious.
He didn't respond to Jiang Xiao Bai's question.
Besides...
Even if it was still alive and kicking, it couldn't speak human language.
"If you don't say anything, it means that you're tacitly agreeing." Jiang Xiao Bai blinked.”
The photographer was speechless.
The live broadcast room was speechless.
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[(Pointing) Aren't you bullying Honest Rabbit?]!
Xiaotu, Xiaotu, if you're threatened, blink!
[B. Rabbit: Two arms?] If you want to eat, then eat. Don't dawdle!
- Shocking, a certain man is suspected to have mental problems and actually did such a thing to a rabbit!
Number 8 really knows how to make a living. Isn't this much more interesting than watching a talk show?
I'm dying of laughter, hahahaha...
…
After getting a satisfactory answer.
" I'll roast it," Jiang Xiaobai smiled contentedly." Seeing how honest this rabbit is, I've decided to roast it."”
The cameraman: "???"
"No, what right do you have to eat me?”
The cameraman couldn't stand it anymore and stood up for B. Rabbit.
"Why…"
"Did you see it squatting on the ground and eating grass just now?" Jiang Xiaobai said seriously. If it dared to eat grass today, it would dare to eat people tomorrow!”
The photographer was speechless.
…
If it dared to eat grass today, it would dare to eat people tomorrow…
What does it eat if it doesn't eat grass?
[(Covering her mouth and crying) She's going to die anyway…]
He could have killed the rabbit directly, but he still found a suitable reason. (Dog Head)
[Cause of death: Eating grass.]
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…
He watched as this innocent rabbit was sentenced to death.
At this moment, the cameraman was filled with love.
"Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them?!”
"F * ck!"
Jiang Xiao Bai was stunned." You're such a grown man and you're still acting coquettishly. Aren't you disgusting?"”
"Ahem."
The cameraman coughed twice to ease the awkwardness."Brother, why don't we let it go? I think eating it is too cruel…"
Jiang Xiaobai didn't answer this question, but changed the topic and asked,""Can you do me a favor?"
"What favor?" The photographer was stunned.
Jiang Xiaobai: " Bring your ID card, buy a train ticket, and go to a place called Leshan. Move the Leshan Giant Buddha away, and then you sit on it."”
The photographer was speechless.
"Brother, think about it. It's so late and it's not home yet. Its mother must be very sad. Think about it from your perspective. If you go out and meet a bad person, won't your family be worried?”
The cameraman was still trying to persuade him.
"Then don't eat it later…" Jiang Xiaobai said impatiently.
Hearing this.
The cameraman's saintly heart instantly disappeared."Brother, why don't we eat roasted food? I love barbecue. Add more spice and add more cumin…"
The live broadcast room: " Pfft!!!"
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(Slamming the table and laughing maniacally) Add more cumin…Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard that my head is about to fall off.
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"Bunnies are so cute" and "Let's eat roasted food".
He thought it was a living Bodhisattva, but he didn't expect it to be the living King of Hell.
A little love, but not much!
(Covering her eyes) This winter, Bunny met a soft-hearted god.
…
"But I'll be frank."
"It's just one rabbit. The two of us won't have enough to eat!" the cameraman said.”
"That's true."
"If only there was another one…" Jiang Xiaobai murmured.
He had just finished his last word.
Bang!
Another muffled sound.
He looked around.
A rabbit that was slightly larger than the one in Jiang Xiaobai's hand had appeared at the side.
She looked like a mother rabbit who had come out to look for her child.
Similarly.
The rabbit also knocked its head against the tree and fainted.
"Ah, this…"
"This is enough." Jiang Xiaobai said.
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