Elin was furious. She couldn't hold it in anymore and rushed over to shake his shoulders.
"Can you speak properly? Could he? Be serious, you bastard!"
Cheng Yi's brain was about to spill out from her shaking. He hurriedly said,"Alright, alright, alright. Stop first!"
After letting go of her hand, Elin collapsed on the chair and panted. Her gaze was so fierce that it seemed like she wanted to eat someone up.
Chunchun was so angry that she was confused.
"Next question, why? Eh! Distinguish! Don't! Scum! Male!" Elin stared at Cheng Yi and said fiercely.
"This is not serious…"
"Speak!" Elin interrupted Cheng Yi's nonsense.
"Alright, I don't really understand either. I'll just casually talk about the characteristics of a few scumbags.”
"When a girlfriend is angry, ordinary boys will apologize or coax her, while scumbags will kiss, hug, and raise their heads high.”
" When a girlfriend requests to make it public, ordinary guys will do as they're told. Scumbags will say that because you're my baby, I'm going to hide it and keep it to myself, not letting anyone know.”
"If you were caught cheating on me while chatting online, ordinary guys would beg for mercy. Scumbags would say that we were just chatting online for fun and couldn't do anything.”
"If you want to break up, ordinary guys will directly mention it, but scumbags will say that they have no choice but to break up with you. It's not that they don't love you, but that I'm not worthy of you. You're a good girl, and I don't want to hold you back.”
Elin was speechless.
Xiaxia was speechless.
The audience in the live broadcast room was speechless.
What the f * ck do you mean you don't understand? You must have just come ashore!
"You know so much. Are you a scumbag in private?"”
"If you want to think that I'm handsome, tall, capable, have savings, have a sense of style, humorous, and considerate, then I can't help it.”
"Alright, then we can't remember what you said.”Elin was speechless. She really knew how to flatter herself!
"Oh, I have a special technique to identify scumbags.”Cheng Yi cleared his throat and stepped on the beat.
"It's too late. Let's go to your house and eat melons without doing anything. I'm out of battery and in a meeting. I'm very tired after a busy day.”
"Have you eaten yet? Go to bed early. That girl is my sister. Don't mess around.”
"You drank too much. Let's hold hands. We're all good friends. Stop fooling around. I'm sorry.”
"You're very good. I'm not worthy. Okay, baby, next.”
Cheng Yi then looked at Elin and Xiaxia, dumbfounded.
The comments went out of control.
"Are you telling me Old Dog Cheng is straight? He's probably a scumbag!"
"What are you waiting for? Take notes! It's all knowledge points!"
"Is it too late to repent now? I want to learn from Cheng Gou!"
"This is an explosive amount of information…I suggest you listen to it repeatedly!”
"You said it just like that? I advise Cheng Gou not to touch the scumbag's cheese!”
……
Elin came back to her senses and looked at Cheng Yi with an increasingly strange gaze. She probed,"Can you tell us again about how seductive you are?”
Cheng Yi really had no other choice. He said tactfully," That's why everything needs intelligence, including flirting. You…"
Elin's anger, which had just subsided, began to rise again."What's with your eyes? How is my IQ not good?"
" Alright," Cheng Yi said helplessly." Then I'll ask you an IQ question."”
"Tell me!"
"If one night, your family is sleeping, and your husband is on the left and your child is on the right, and a thief suddenly enters the house, would you wake up your husband or your child first?”
Erin replied very quickly,""Hubby!"
Cheng Yi nodded approvingly.”
What? What did he mean?
Elin's blood was boiling, and she could no longer keep up.
However, the people in the live broadcast room did not.
A series of "F * ck" sounds were heard.
Xiaxia finally reacted. She tugged at Erin and said,""You seemed to have been tricked by him just now. You called him hubby…"
What?
Elin was stunned.
Cheng Yi sighed and said," See, flirting really depends on one's IQ. It's going up." You can call anyone you want your husband and wife.”
Elin's eyes widened.! You!"
Cheng Yi tried to persuade her again." Tell your sister that dating is very troublesome. You have to distinguish whether a person is really playing with you or loves you. If you don't have some intelligence, you really can't tell.”
Elin sneered." Then according to what you said, you must know the difference between loving you and playing with you. If you can do it, then say it!"”
Hmm?
If you provoke me, I won't be sleepy anymore.
Cheng Yi said seriously," Actually,'playing with you' is similar to the scumbag words I used previously. He will always say to you,'Don't go. Stay with me, okay?' Even if it's just for a short while."
"What about the people who love you?" asked Xiaxia.”
Cheng Yi revealed an unfathomable smile and said,"
"That's different. The person who loves you will only tell you,'Silly, it's so late. You have to go home early. Don't let your husband get suspicious.”
Elin: "???"
Xiaxia: "???"
Cheng Yi added,"If you still can't tell, you can prove it yourself."”
"Just look at the feeling. The sixth sense is often the strongest. You can't hide your hatred for someone. Even if you cover your mouth, vomit will still overflow from the gaps between your fingers.
And liking someone couldn't be hidden. Even if she covered her mouth, it would still flow out from below.”
Xiaxia understood the question in Cheng Yiyi's words as soon as she finished speaking. Her face turned red immediately.
Not to mention Elin, who was mixed in with flirtatious words.
The live broadcast room exploded even more this time.
"I spat it out when I was eating. I broke my family's defense!”
"What are you all thinking! It must be drooling (drooling).”
"Covering your mouth?"
"There are so many righteous cars in the live broadcast room ~ They're all pressing on my face!”
"The carriage is like the wind, the sound is like an arrow, and the wheel is like a swallow crushing my face!”
"Put me down. This is not the bus to kindergarten!”I've learned it, I've learned it. I've memorized all the knowledge points today!”
"Don't use the ones in front recklessly. Something will happen!”
"This might be the reason why I like Cheng Yi…"
……
Erin let out a long sigh.""I'm sorry. I was rash. I shouldn't have provoked you.”
Although you apologized, I don't intend to let you off.
The main thing was that he did not know when he would be able to get so many viewers to take advantage of him again.
Moreover, as the saying goes, if you hit a snake, you won't die.
He did not forget that he was still in the middle of an unknown bet. It would be best if they could not speak!
"When you step on a plastic bottle, is there any point in apologizing to it?" Cheng Yi said calmly. Will it recover?"
Elin had completely given up resisting and laid flat on the ground."Then what should I do?"
" It's very simple," Cheng Yifeng said lightly." You just need to blow it with your mouth."”
Driving again! Driving again!
If this continued, the live broadcast room would be banned!!
This time, even someone with Elin's personality could not withstand it.
She often drove with her fickle netizens when she was streaming, but her driving skills were not as good as Cheng Yi's.
Elin's eyes were rather complicated. She was shy and uncomfortable, and uncomfortable and afraid. After a long time, she finally remembered to say,"I really…I really didn't expect you to be such a person!”
Cheng Yi nodded." Indeed, there are many unexpected things in this world.”
Time stopped.
One second, five seconds, ten seconds.
Xiaxia was confused, and so was Elin.
And then?
After a long time, Cheng Yi said,"For example, you all think I'll give you an example."”
“……”
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