"Come, Xiaxia, eat, eat."”
Xiaxia: " That's the end of this topic. We'll talk. Cheng Yi, shut up!"”
Cheng Yi pursed his lips and put on the familiar eccentric smile on his face.
Just this?
You dare to challenge me with this level of skill?
Two little good-for-nothings.
Erin's camera was facing Cheng Yi, so the audience in the live broadcast room could see his expression clearly.
At this moment, everyone felt uncomfortable.
"Playing ball? I suspect he already knows!”
"I can only say that Old Dog Cheng is like a mouthful of phlegm. If you don't pick up, it's impolite.”
"Who doesn't love a man who talks nonsense!”
"You're talking so much. Are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination?!”
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!”
"Wuwuwu, his face, his expression! He's so arrogant!"
"I solemnly announce that this alliance is over! Comrades, our operation this time is over!”
"Love words, love words have been broken, tricks, tricks have been broken, and the car has taken off again. Who can beat it?”
"Is he reading too fast? We're flying too low!"
"How did they pass the trial? Don't editors deduct their salaries?”
" There's something dirty, I can't play with it!!"
……
Ring ~
The phone suddenly rang. Elin picked up the phone with one hand and put it on speaker. She picked up the food with the other hand and put it into her mouth.
"Moses, Moses?"
A low and hoarse voice came from the other end of the phone."Hello? Elin."
"Why did you call me? Your goddess is ignoring you?" Elin teased.
"Hmm…I'm so affectionate to her. Why doesn't she accept me?”The man's voice on the other end of the phone became softer and softer.
"You…Why don't you send more messages? Care more about her? Maybe she'll soften her heart?" Elin did not know how to answer her friend's question, so she could only answer awkwardly.
"Who is it?" Xiaxia asked Erin curiously.
"It's the friend of mine who has been chasing my goddess for more than a year. The one who told you about it.”Erin raised her phone and showed it to Xiaxia.
"Oh, oh, him? You haven't caught him yet? So affectionate…Didn't he give her lipstick, branded bags, and so on? It's so difficult to chase after him." Xiaxia looked enlightened.
"Don't laugh at me. Do me a favor. That brand of skincare products is better.”The other end of the phone said helplessly.
"Oh…Wait a minute, I'll find it for you…"
"You're still affectionate! Isn't this bootlicking?" Cheng Yi interrupted her before she could finish her sentence.
Cheng Yi couldn't be blamed for this. He really couldn't listen to it anymore.
She had been chasing him for a year, but he had never given her anything. He had even given her goodnight every morning and night. If she wasn't the one who had sex with him, he would be the one who had sex with her.
Erin was shocked by Cheng Yi's interruption and said,"This isn't licking, right? Everyone's situation is different, and the standards are different…"
"Hello, I want to ask, are these really licking?”The other end of the phone asked seriously.
"I don't know, but when you asked this question, didn't you already have a clear answer in your heart? What do you think, friend?"
The breathing on the other end of the phone paused.
It was as if he had been stabbed in the soft spot.
It was as if the answer had already been known, but it had only been exposed today.
" Ah..." The voice on the other end became muffled."I always thought I was affectionate. Do you have a more specific way for me to judge? The difference between being affectionate and bootlicking?"
Cheng Yiyi knew from the voice that this friend was lying to her. She was probably a serious bootlicker, but she could still be saved.
Cheng Yi took Elin's phone and ignored the two pairs of sparkling eyes.
"Do you know how cats meow?"”
"Hmm? Meow?" The other party replied hesitantly.
"What about the cow? How does it bark?" Cheng Yi asked.
"Moo?"
"What about the sheep?"
"What?"
"What about the dog?"
"Woof?"
Just as the question and answer session was going on, the people in the live broadcast room were filled with question marks.
"No, dogs don't bark like that." Cheng Yi said calmly.
"What? Then what do you call it?" The other end of the phone was stunned.
Erin and Xiaxia also looked at Cheng Yi in confusion.
"Are you there?" Cheng Yi put down his chopsticks and said slowly,"" Are you awake? What are you doing? Have you eaten? Are you hungry? It's getting cold. Put on more clothes. Don't catch a cold. Good night. Morning and night. Why are you ignoring me? Are you busy?"”
These were basically questions, but Cheng Yi made them into statements.
Perhaps it was because he knew that these questions were not answered.
The netizens in the live broadcast room instantly broke through their defenses.
" I'll dismantle the surveillance cameras, understand?"
"Wuwuwu, why is Old Dog Cheng still breaking my defense at this time!”
"Turn off the surveillance cameras. It's boring!"
"I'm so sorry. I just came back from asking.”
"My defense has been broken. My family members, when I was working during the summer vacation in Syria, I saw my second uncle sweeping me with an AK.”
……
"Friend, affection and bootlicking are just watching. The other party doesn't respond to your emotional care and concern.”
"So, she didn't reply to my messages because she didn't give me any feedback, right?”The voice on the other end sounded a little choked.
"You can't wake someone who is pretending to be asleep, but Red Packet can!”Cheng Yi said seriously.
"Pfft, hahahaha." The other end instantly broke into laughter, but the voice was a little strange.
……
His family had not updated for the past two days because they had a fever.
Now that the fever has improved a little, I will continue to update. Hahaha.
He would tell his family when the data was not good enough to continue writing.
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