Cheng Yi saw that she didn't say anything and even asked considerately,""Hello? Is there anything?"
"I'm fine! Lower your voice! It's so noisy!"
" I'm fine!" Skinny replied in a bad mood. His face was full of impatience. He glared fiercely at her a few more times before turning around.
When he turned around, his tone became even more impatient, as if he wanted to vent his anger. He said,"Anyway, I won't harm you. You should hurry up and get married. Then, you can have children.”
Before Cheng Yi could say anything, he sensed that something was wrong.
Why was everyone in the restaurant looking at him?
It looked like she was waiting for him to answer!
Oh, are you all here to watch the show? Then I'll watch it too!
What a joke, they all put their hopes on me? How can I not satisfy them!
She immediately added," What's wrong? Aunty 13, why are you talking about children again? If you really like children, I'll find you a job as a confinement nanny tomorrow. You can take care of a child and earn money at the same time. It's killing two birds with one stone!"”
As the saying goes, you can't do things thrice.
Even a fool could tell that Cheng Yi was deliberately replying.
Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence in the world?
You're on the phone with someone else, and you can connect every sentence to her?
The crowd burst into laughter.
This young man was good. He was young, but he spoke in a way that was humorous and sharp.
The skinny woman at the back table moved her chair away with a thud and walked toward Cheng Yi aggressively.
"Alright! Then I'm just a joke, right?"
Seeing this, Cheng Yi stopped pretending. He put his phone in his pocket and stood up slowly.
He ignored her and said to the waiter,"Later, bring my dishes later. Also, wipe my table. This table is covered in this auntie's saliva. I'm afraid I'll be infected by the virus.”
F * ck! Living warriors!
The people around them sat up straight and their ears were perked up. Some of them even turned their heads around brazenly.
Good fellow! He directly attacked!
There was a kind of gene engraved in the bones of the Chinese people, and one of the most outstanding ones was to join in the fun.
"Are you looking for a scolding?" The skinny woman felt embarrassed and immediately said something ruthless.
Cheng Yi took a few steps back." No way, auntie. You can learn if you're uncultured. You can get plastic surgery if you're ugly, but you can't cure a bad heart!"”
"And auntie, stay away from me. I have trypophobia and can't get close to people who are scheming. Your mouth is also smelly.”
Without waiting for the woman to speak, he continued,"I say, it's rare for everyone to come out to eat a meal to reward themselves. You're the only one who keeps talking like you've put on some ointment.
Besides, if you want to say something, then say something useful. You just say useless nonsense. Does it show that you have a mouth?”
The skinny woman was so angry that her chest kept moving, but who was she? She was the leader of the Women's Association in the neighborhood, so she immediately used her tried and tested words.
"What nonsense am I talking about? Who do you think you are to give me pointers? Such a young man with such a big tone! At my age, I eat more salt than you!”
He was here!
The surrounding youths were shocked.
This familiar routine, this same speech technique! The classic quote had reappeared!
How should he reply?
Even the bullet comments in the live broadcast room decreased a lot, afraid that they would disturb Cheng Yi's thoughts on this 'debate'.
Cheng Yi's face was filled with indifference.
These were all leftover from his previous life. It was like using a max level account to fight in the novice village. Wasn't that pure humiliation?
Cheng Yi's laughter and expression were all filled with sarcasm."No wonder you're so free. Oh, right, are you the old pickled cabbage that's been submerged in that vat for decades, or the old salted fish that's been hanging outside for a few years and dried up?
The book said that eating too much salt will affect the development of the brain. No wonder your brain is not fully developed and your cerebrum is not developed at all.”
He caught it!
He caught the classic quote!
Not only did he catch it, but he even mocked it back!
The surrounding young people wanted to stand up and clap their hands!
However, when he looked at the woman's face, he realized that it was fine.
However, things were different in the live broadcast room.
"What a good idea! The brain is not fully developed, and the cerebrum is not developed at all! The streamer is awesome!"
"My family, when are you going home after meeting such a streamer?”
"It's too deep. The streamer's 30 years of skill has been picked up quickly and accurately!”
"Look at that auntie's face. I'm dying of laughter!”
"What are you talking about? Take notes!"
"Ah! Awesome!"
……
The skinny woman was stunned for a moment. Then, she saw Cheng Yi looking at her head and shaking his head regretfully…
F * ck!
He scolded me for being stupid!
The skinny woman's eyes went black and she almost fainted from anger.
Seeing this, her 'allies' couldn't sit still anymore and stood up.
One of them said," What's the use of having a sharp tongue? People your age are working now, right? Are you working in a state-owned enterprise? Did he get into the establishment? Is there a salary of 10,000?"
The moment he opened his mouth, he changed the topic and went straight to the young man's sore spot. As expected of an old fox in the martial arts world!
However, just this?
Cheng Yi looked at her and said without hesitation,""You look like you've retired. How much is your pension? Did it go up to 6000?"
The second woman couldn't keep her face and left in a sorry state.
The third woman followed closely behind." You're so young and don't want to work hard. How much money can you save by working? Is it enough to buy a car? Is it enough to buy a house?"
"What about you?" Cheng Yi replied with a smile. Have you bought a house for your child? Did you buy a car?"
What did he mean by dissing people? What did he mean by being sarcastic?
Father, the famous scholar, had once said that magic should be used to defeat magic.
Usually, it was 'people can refute others, but they can't refute themselves'.
However, Cheng Yi was different. He usually said," Rather than reflecting on himself, it's better to scold others to death!"
Besides, Cheng Yi wasn't spouting nonsense. From the first glance, he could tell that the clothes and jewelry these aunties were wearing weren't too expensive.
He knew too well.
"Awesome!"
The young people around couldn't help but shout out what was on their minds.
It was as if a drop of water had dropped into a boiling pot of oil. The entire restaurant became noisy.
Even the passersby at the entrance of the restaurant looked inside curiously.
It was almost time.
Cheng Yi raised his eyebrows and greeted him, indicating that he was leaving.
So he treated these women like square dancers and walked to the door to wave at them.
After successfully receiving the auntie's black face, Cheng Yi left in satisfaction.
……
He didn't know that the girl called Youyou was staring at Cheng Yi.
There was obvious hesitation on his face, but in the end, he seemed to have made up his mind.
He got up and chased after her.
When she was a few steps away from Cheng Yi, she mustered up her courage and asked,"
"Hello, little brother. Thank you for today. By the way, my name is Liu Youyou. Can you leave me your phone?”
"Phone? Why should I give you the phone I bought with my own money?!”
Cheng Yiliu left after saying that, leaving the girl with a cold and ruthless back view.
Only a confused little girl was left in the wind.
……
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