After rejecting the little girl 'tactfully,' Cheng Yi felt that no one loved themselves more than him.
"Brother, do you think I did the right thing? If it's right, deduct 1, if it's wrong, deduct the eyeball."
" Come, come, come. Tell me about it on the bullet screen."
The audience was so angry that they almost laughed.
"The shark is crazy, the shark is crazy, this man is crazy.”
"Sob, sob, sob. That girl is quite good, but there's something wrong with her. Her eyes are not good.”
"Understood. I'll reject others like this in the future (dog head)."
"Wake up, there's no girl who's interested in you.”
"Make way, make way, make way. My urine is yellow.”
“1。”
"Well said. Don't say it next time.”
……
"To be honest, the streamer's teaching just now was very useful, but it's just not suitable to be used in front of relatives.”
[It's suitable to be used when doing a good deed (Dog Head Lifesaving)]
"Indeed, and my mouth is really not smooth. I can't even understand what I'm reading from the video.”
"Indeed, I can't say anything after being criticized. Later on, I remember that there are many things I can criticize, but it's already too late. It's very annoying.”
"Indeed, I stutter whenever I argue with others. It's very annoying!”
"Do you have to be sure when you speak?”
"I agree!"
"F * ck, stutter! I met my family!"
“……”
Cheng Yi looked at the bullet screen and frowned.
"No way, my family. I was about to go offline, but you guys are causing trouble for me.”
"Forget it, forget it. Saving a life is better than building a seven-storied pagoda. Since everyone has said it, I'll teach you another practical method.”
The audience's interest was piqued when they heard that. They all sent bullet comments asking what method it was.
Even those who only watched but did not post could not help but ask.
Cheng Yi said," I know everyone's concerns. It's true. My relatives are in a different situation than mine just now. Even if I don't care about my relatives, I have to take care of my parents. After all, we don't want no one to come to visit us during the New Year, right?
However, my next set of words is suitable for any situation. There's absolutely no problem. I'll be able to learn it in one go!”
Bullet comments:
"You can learn it once, but you're useless once you learn it?"
"I don't believe it unless you say that the Chinese don't lie to the Chinese.”
"You mean my son?"
"Really? If the streamer's teaching method can really deal with my annoying relatives tonight, I'll use tomorrow's cigarette money to buy rockets for you!”
"I don't want the New Year's money either. I just want the host to come up with something useful!”
"You guys wait for the future. I'll do it now. When the streamer becomes popular, I'll be an old fan.”
"Brothers, you still don't believe this streamer? This streamer really has something to do!”
"My rocket is already thirsty!”
……
Cheng Yi smiled and said," Thank you for your gifts. I'm not trying to keep you in suspense. This thing needs to be practiced on a target. The effect will be halved if one person says it."”
"How about this, I'll turn on the live-streamer's microphone and randomly select a victim. If anyone has any questions, you can send a bullet comment!”
The audience in the live broadcast room felt their hearts warm. They said that this streamer was too considerate, even more considerate than a baby protector.
For the sake of teaching everyone, he actually fought against a hundred people.
He even told everyone to ask without hesitation.
You couldn't even find a streamer who doted on his fans so much.
After today, the live broadcast room decided to have another batch of loyal fans.
Seeing this, Cheng Yi didn't force it and directly opened the connection.
"Beep, beep, beep ~" As soon as the connection was connected, an ear-piercing and dull sound of an instrument rang out.
The viewers in the livestream room who had their attention focused on him were shocked.
Immediately after, an excited male voice sounded.
"Hello, host, host. You can call me Little Shen!”The audience member's tone was cheerful.
"Hello, hello, Comrade Shen, what's your music…?”Cheng Yi asked hesitantly.
"Oh, oh, it's like this. Do you think I can use this to participate in the school performance in a few days?”
"Okay, Student Shen. My suggestion is that the music you played was very good. I suggest that you don't play it again next time.”
What a good one. Don't brag again next time.
The streamer was different from others when it came to praising people.
"Ahem, host, I want to ask you something. Isn't my vacation coming soon? My mom keeps pulling me to go on blind dates.
The main thing is that I'm not doing well either. They keep asking me about my job. People always have to keep up appearances. So, host, what's the practical method you mentioned?”
When Cheng Yi heard this, a new corresponding countermeasure appeared in his mind.
"That's right. Regarding this kind of comparison and nonsense between relatives, there are three main directions here. When you're a student, you ask about your grades. When you're working, you ask about your career income. When you're older, you ask about your marriage.”Cheng Yi smiled mysteriously.
"I have two sets of targeted plans here. One is for all kinds of people, and the other is for jobs. Which one do you want first?”
After saying that, most of the viewers in the livestream chose to focus on their jobs. After all, Cheng Yi's fishing livestream had more people in their twenties to thirties.
Besides, work was a big deal, and blind dates were a small matter.
They would still choose to be laughed at for a year or for a while.
"Alright, with the opinions of the netizens, let's talk about your career and income after joining the job.”Cheng Yi immediately said," First of all, the income. Don't talk too much about the income. An annual salary of 70,000 to 80,000 will be enough. The income is not much, but it's not a lot either. The average annual income in China is only 60,000. This range is good enough.”
"Streamer, why didn't you say more? They don't know anyway." Little Shen asked.
"If you say that you're over a million years old, they won't think too highly of you. They'll only mock you from another angle. Besides, if you say too much, you'll have to be prepared to be lent money!”
"Of course, there's also the reverse operation.
If others were to say to you,"Aiya, why is your income so low?" My son is already so rich.
That's great. My family is building a house this year and we don't have enough money. Why don't you lend me some? He promised that she would never mention this question again.”
"That works too!" Little Shen finally understood.
"The rest is the problem of occupation. In the eyes of the elders, there are three types of occupations. The best is the National Day, followed by business, and finally, work.”Cheng Yi said.
"The end of the universe is the establishment. I understand the logic, but I really can't get in!”Little Shen wailed.
"So we can package ourselves professionally. What is Little Shen planning to do?”Cheng Yi asked politely.
"I…? I plan to be a security guard during my internship this year, so I'll save some money first.”Shen was a little shy.
"Then you can say that you are a regional security system inspector.”Cheng Yi said with a smile.
？？？
What kind of profession was this? He obviously didn't understand it, but why did it sound so high and mighty?
The audience was stunned for a moment before Cheng Yi continued.
"Look, if you're a security guard, are you supervising others as an inspector? If you're a community security guard, are you supervising at least 10,000 people? As a company security guard, did it require at least a thousand people?”
"Now that you've said that, your relatives definitely won't dare to ask too much for fear of getting burned. Perhaps there might be strange rumors about your profession circulating in your village.”
Bullet comments:
“!!! She cried. This man understands her so well!"
"Why do I feel that the security profession is so attractive now?”
"I understand, I understand. As long as my description is ridiculous enough, my relatives won't dare to ask too much.”
"I'm a security guard. I feel that the responsibility on my shoulders is much greater now.”
"Hahahahaha, this is the power of knowledge. I've comprehended it!”
"Host, host, what do you think of me, a jobless bum?”
"I'm a delivery man. Look at me.”
"Streamer, what do you think about me moving bricks at a construction site?”
The bullet screen was instantly filled with curiosity. After all, this was indeed very practical and could even be used to act cool. If one learned it, would one be afraid that they would not be able to go home and show off to their relatives during the New Year?
Cheng Yi smiled when he saw the bullet comments." The big brother who moved the bricks can say that he's a space transmission researcher of acid, alkali-resistant, and high-temperature curing materials.”
！！！
What researcher?
How did a brick-moving worker have anything to do with scientific research?
Although I don't understand, it doesn't affect me from thinking that he's awesome!
"There are bullet comments asking what the delivery man said?”Little Shen was afraid that Cheng Yi wouldn't look at the bullet screen, so he started to take on the role of a supporting broadcaster.
"The transmitter of the basic material guarantee for human survival.”
"What did a cleaner say?”
"Technology Spiral Cleaning System Engineer.”
"You work in the factory?"
"The core technician of the mobile phone chip design.”
"He…What if there's someone here who says he's a foot masseuse?”
" Human peripheral nerve bio-drive engineering expert."
"What about the unemployed?"
"Experienced in adapting to the social environment.”
"Collecting waste?"
"CEO of Regional Regeneration Resources Management.”
"What do you say if you want to find a rich woman to live off a woman?”
"High-end food softening expert.”
"The other one said that he was playing the game. How do you answer this?”
"To study the effects of light radiation and pressure on a person's Eye Crystal.”
"Delivery?"
"A dream master that millions of girls yearn for.”
……
The two of them asked and answered the various classes on the bullet screen. Although the audience did not understand what he said, it did not affect their shock!
"The last one, he said that he speculates in the stock market, the kind that loses money.”When Little Shen said this, he felt that it was a little difficult.
" Hmm…" Cheng Yi pondered for a moment." Just say that you're in the industry and that you're a part-time shareholder of dozens of listed stocks."”
In an instant, a stockholder who was about to jump off a building was elevated to a social elite!
Show!
Looking at the screen full of praises, Cheng Yi humbly waved his hand.""Keep a low profile, keep a low profile. Everyone, just treat me as a brother. Don't treat me as a male god.”
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