"Brothers, sometimes they talk to you not because they want to hear you say it, but because they want you to listen to them.
So, brothers, carve this sentence into your bones and give me confidence! As long as you don't feel awkward, others will feel awkward! Do you understand?" Cheng Yi said seriously.
"Streamer, I'm covered! But now, how could she reply to her relatives 'daily conversations?”Shen asked again.
"Next, let's do a simulation. You can pretend that you're your relative and ask me questions. The brothers in the live broadcast room can start spamming the bullet comments!”
"Alright, alright. I'll start now.”Little Shen Qing cleared her throat." Ahem, Xiao Cheng, it's been a few years since you graduated. Are you in a relationship?”
"It's a relationship. Of course, it's when you're in a relationship.”
Hmm? The audience in the live broadcast room and Little Shen were stunned.
Why was it…so calm?
This was different from the restaurant. What was going on?
"What's wrong? What did I say wrong?" Cheng Yi looked innocent.
" No... not really. It's just that this answer feels..." Little Shen said hesitantly.
"Little Shen, you can continue asking.”Cheng Yi replied with a smile.
"Ah, oh, okay." Little Shen smacked her lips." You're not young anymore. Why are you still single?”
"You don't have a partner, do you? Those who have a partner have a partner again.”
This…
"I heard that you found a job. Do you earn a lot?”Little Shen braced himself and asked.
"Money is earned anyway.”
"Then when can you buy a house?”
"Buy a house when you can. You work to earn money to buy a house.”
"Ah…cough, my son bought two houses.”Shen sounded a little numb.
"Oh? He bought both houses?" Cheng Yi was surprised.
"Yeah, awesome, right?" Little Shen said.
"Amazing, buying two houses is more than buying one house?”Cheng Yi tried to hold back his laughter.
？？？
You're doing math here!
Something was wrong, something was really wrong.
He seemed to have said this, but it was as if he had not said it at all. But he did answer every question.
"Then you can't stay at home every day. Your partner won't fall from the sky!”Little Shen tried to retaliate.
"I definitely didn't send it at home. Then, won't I be gone if I go out?”
"Then you have to work hard to change the current situation!”
"That's the situation. As for the exact situation, it depends on the situation.”
Shen didn't have the energy to ask anymore.
You must say that there's something wrong with what this streamer said. He really didn't. He would answer any questions.
But if you were to say what he said…
What kind of reply was that!
He was talking nonsense!
Wait a minute…
Slowly, Little Shen came back to his senses, and his eyes widened.
F * ck, this streamer is really something!
It wasn't just them. The viewers in the live streaming room had also experienced the initial confusion and had also figured out something.
Because Cheng Yi was talking to Little Shen, there was no interaction, so they were communicating on their own.
"It's so strange. The streamer's words are so strange!”
"He seemed to have said it, but he didn't."
"This is the feeling!"
"However, this kind of thing doesn't seem to be lethal compared to directly scolding people in restaurants, but it has a strange and irritating feeling.”
"Why do I feel like the hotel is a physical attack? This is magic damage!”
"I imagined my own conversation with my relatives. This thing seems to be damn useful!”
"Interesting. I'm not sure. Let's listen again!”
……
Little Shen refused to believe it and began to ask about the results.
"Xiao Cheng, how many marks did you get for the final exam this time?”
"Then you won't be able to get a full score for the exam. It's less than 750!”
I really don't believe it.
"Then how many points did you get? Is it above 600?"
"Students who are above 600 must be above 600. Then, those who are below 600 shouldn't be above 600.”
Hiss, Little Shen felt like he was going to be crippled if he continued talking to the streamer!
Cheng Yi noticed that they seemed to understand something, so he said directly,"
"Do you feel like every word I say is nonsense?”
Cheng Yi looked at the bullet comments and understood, but he didn't get the main point. He made a conclusion.
"This style of speech is the most versatile style of speech. I call it nonsense literature. The central idea is only ten words.
Listening to you is like listening to you.
This was a speech technique specially used to play Tai Chi. As long as you grasped the essence, no matter where you were dealing with someone, you would be able to bring him the highest level of enjoyment.”
The bullet screen immediately used inferences.
"If I've learned it, then I've definitely learned it. If I haven't learned it, then I definitely haven't learned it.”
"F * ck! Do you know what I've experienced in this short hour? Watching a live broadcast is even more serious than me going to school!”
"I feel like I've been brainwashed by that last sentence!”
"If you've been brainwashed, then you've been brainwashed. If you haven't been brainwashed, then you haven't been brainwashed."
"Regarding this matter, I'll say a few simple words. It's fine as long as you understand. In short, this is the current situation. As for the specifics, everyone can see it and say a few words. Perhaps you don't understand it, but the meaning is just that. If you don't know, you don't have to guess.”
"I know you guys are good at learning, but you don't have to be so good at it!”
"Hahahahaha, I've understood, I've understood!”
"It's a waste of talent for the streamer to have the ability to fish!”
"Streamer knows everything except fishing (dog head)"
"Brothers, let's get the gifts ready!"
"Arrange the noodles, arrange the noodles."
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Congratulations, you have received 98 Emotional Points.
Congratulations, you have received 202 Emotional Points.
Congratulations…
……
The gifts and emotional points were refreshed. It was a double blessing.
Seeing that the brothers who had said they would reward the Rockets did not go back on their words, the Rockets really started to be rewarded.
Cheng Yi felt gratified.
Just as Cheng Yi was interacting with the audience, a bullet screen kept flooding the screen.
"Great news! Great news! Streamer, you're going to be famous! Look at the funny sound!"
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Brothers,
Do you look at my book like it's shit?
She needed everyone's flowers to make it look better.
Look at the urging for updates at the back.
Doesn't he look like my big face?
With a tap, he gave her a bag.
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