After Mo Yan finished speaking, he looked up and revealed a devilish smile.
He looked very much like the outlaw fanatic Zhang San in the story.
"I understand, I understand. The purpose of standardized protection is very important.”
"Bullfrog bull. Indeed, people who know the law are the most terrifying. If this kind of thing happened to ordinary people, they would probably be scared to death. However, the host can plead not guilty.”
"The little cow is giving birth…It's so awesome.”
"Zhang San is indeed an outlaw fanatic. He's fine even if he kills someone at high speed.”
"Streamer, I would like to ask you, is it expensive to hire you as a defense lawyer?”
As the fickle netizens discussed in the live stream, a large number of light-effect gifts appeared in the live stream.
One thousand, two thousand, five thousand, ten thousand…
Looking at the increasing stream revenue, Mo Yan's face was full of smiles.
This was really counting money until one's hands cramped.
Ding! Congratulations to the streamer for triggering a random quest!
If the number of viewers in the live broadcast room reaches 1 million, you will receive a reward from the system!
[Reward 1: Obtained 100 Fanatic Points!]
[Reward 2: Complete Collection of Business Law (memorized backwards)]
Good heavens, he really got what he wanted.
Mo Yan was still thinking about where to get some Fanatic Points in the morning, but he didn't expect the system's mission to come in the afternoon.
However, the system was a little stingy this time.
Mo Yan remembered that it was also a random task. Last time, he only needed to reach 50,000 viewers to get the reward, but this time, he needed a million viewers.
There was a 20 times difference in the number of players, but the system reward was still 100 Fanatic Points.
Fortunately, after the live broadcast just now, the number of people in the live broadcast room had already risen to 800,000. It did not seem too far away from 1 million.
Work hard on the live broadcast and strive to reach a million viewers.
"The crime we are about to talk about next may be unfamiliar to everyone, but I think there are at least 800 people in the live broadcast room who can be sued for this crime.”
"A lot of people haven't been locked up yet because they haven't been charged.”
Mo Yan smiled at the screen.
"What? The streamer made it sound so scary.”
"Could it be Piao Chang?"
"The host said it was too little. There are 800,000 people in the live broadcast room, but only 1,000 people have done this?”
"Everyone is familiar with this crime. It shouldn't be.”
"What else can there be? I'm usually open and aboveboard, and I only dare not show this hobby to others.”
"Upstairs, the cyber-police have already paid attention to you and are ready to check the water meter at any time.”
……
"What are you guys thinking? The crime I'm talking about is 'illegal hunting'.”
Mo Yan didn't know whether to laugh or cry."Let's not talk too much. Let's go straight to the case.”
"Li Si planted 20 mu of wheat. Seeing that a bumper harvest was in sight, he was very happy.”
"But this day, when he went to the fields to check on the growth of the crops, he found that there were many sparrows stealing food from the wheat fields.”
"Li Si was very angry. He went home, picked up his son's slingshot, and went straight to the field to shoot sparrows.”
"I killed more than a hundred sparrows in one afternoon.”
"At night, I even stewed more than a hundred sparrows in a pot.”
"The next day, the Forest Police came and locked him up.”
"In the end, the prosecutor charged Li Si with illegal hunting and sentenced him to one year in prison and fined him 2,000 yuan.”
When the netizens heard this, they were also shocked.
"I see. I should have thought of it earlier. Everyone said that Piao Chang was mistaken.”
"No way, even sparrows can't be caught. Then I used to play with sparrow eggs when I was young.”
"I just did a search on Baidu. It seems that there are really sparrows in the Animal Protection Law.”
"Sigh, life is really unpredictable. Sometimes, even if you think it's a serious crime, he's fine, just like Zhang San above.”
"Sometimes, when you think it's nothing, it just happens to violate the law.”
……
"Actually, it's not just sparrows. Animals like geckos, toads, and frogs are all three kinds of animals. As long as you catch more than 20 of them at once, the prosecutor can sue you for illegal hunting.”
"Of course, some people might say that I'll catch three to five at a time and do the same every year. That way, I won't break the law.”
"Unfortunately, that won't do. This is called a serial offense in the law.”
"Moreover, even if we don't capture these animals, we can't even eat them.”
"For example, if you go to a restaurant and order a pot of fried geckos, as long as there are more than 20 of them, it will also violate the law.”
"That's why my friends in Guangdong have to pay special attention. Usually, try not to eat those strange things.”
"Who knows, you might be locked up one day and still not understand the reason.”
As soon as he finished speaking, the comments section became lively again.
"This story is interesting. The host has successfully dissuaded countless people from committing crimes.”
"There was a new Grilled Bullfrog Restaurant downstairs yesterday. Can I report it?”
"Although a sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. I think this sentence can be changed to five years in prison!”
"A f * cking god can be sentenced to five years in prison. This sentence should be written in the 'illegal hunting crime'.”
"I think this streamer can be tortured!”
……
Mo Yan was very happy to see the group members spamming him like crazy. This was the effect he wanted.
If he wanted to talk, he would talk about something that everyone did not understand. It was meaningless to talk about common sense that everyone knew.
"Does everyone think that eating 20 sparrows and 20 frogs is ridiculous?”
"No, let me tell you. What I'm about to say is even more ridiculous.”
"It's simply ridiculous. His mother burned paper for him…so ridiculous.”
"Everyone knows about giant pandas, right? They are our country's national treasure. Zhang San once ate two giant pandas and was actually fine. Can you believe it?”
As Mo Yan expected, the live broadcast room exploded.
"F * ck, Third Brother is awesome. He even ate a giant panda.”
"That's impossible. Let alone 20 sparrows, even 200 sparrows can't compare to a hair of a giant panda. Is it really okay to eat it?”
"If it was someone else who ate it, they might be sentenced to life imprisonment, but who is my third brother? He's a madman outside the law. He's done so many bad things, but he's still fine. I think it's normal for this to happen to third brother.”
"Third brother: Ji Cao, don't sit!”
"It's not just ridiculous, it's like a little cow learning how to split…It's awesome!”
"Next, let's invite Third Brother to explain to us the taste of the giant panda…No, it's the situation at that time.”
Unlike the previous time, this time,
Two minutes later, Mo Yan said slowly,""By the way, Zhang San went to Sichuan with a few backpacking friends and got lost in a mountain.”
"A week later, Zhang San and the others ran out of food and water, but they still haven't found a way out.”
"Just as they were feeling dizzy from hunger, they suddenly saw a giant panda enter their line of sight.”
"When Zhang San saw it, he did not say anything. He went up and threw over his shoulder. Then, he used the Eighteen Dragon Feet and successfully killed the giant panda.”
"Then, the few of them roasted the giant panda and ate it. Although it tasted a little sour and the texture was very bad, the few of them hadn't eaten for three days after all, so they still ate very happily.”
"Two days later, Zhang San and the others still couldn't find the way out. They had no choice but to kill another panda.”
"Fortunately, they were discovered by the rescue team as soon as they finished eating the panda.”
"Although the few of them were saved, they were sued by the prosecutor for killing a national first-class protected animal.”
"Does anyone know how Zhang San is going to defend himself this time so that he can be acquitted?”
After the story, Mo Yan didn't forget to interact with his fans.
"The host is quite kind this time. This time, he even gave us the right direction.”
"Zhang San's actions should be considered an emergency. After all, they had been starving for three days.”
"No, emergency means that in order to protect the public interest, the personal and other rights of the person or others from the danger that is happening, it is necessary to take actions that harm the legitimate interests of the other party to protect the legitimate rights and interests of the other party.”
"The panda didn't attack Zhang San and the others, so Zhang San and the others 'actions weren't considered an emergency.”
"You have a lot of words, and you are the most awesome. Then may I ask, from which angle do you want to debate in order to offend the three of them?”
"I really didn't expect this. We still have to see how the host explains it.”
Mo Yan smiled and said to the screen,""Actually, this case is very simple. In my law, life is priceless and supreme.”
"Although the giant panda is a first-class protected animal, a panda can only be ranked second compared to a human life.”
"Moreover, Zhang San and the others are not alone. Two panda lives saved Zhang San and the others 'lives. Legally speaking, Zhang San and the others are not guilty.”
"Let alone Zhang San and the others who only ate two pandas, even if they ate 20 pandas and then peeled off the panda skin to keep out the cold, it would not be a problem.”
"Of course, this case is just a fictional one. The purpose is to let everyone understand that in front of the law, as long as you do it to survive, anything you do is excusable.”
"Friendly reminder, the combat power of a giant panda is comparable to that of a lion or tiger. In reality, even if Zhang San and the others attack together, they might not be able to cause any damage to the giant panda.”
"There's only one way to kill a giant panda, and that's to kill it!”
After Mo Yan said that, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and his eyes revealed a sly light.
At this moment, it was as if he was Zhang San from the story.
"F * ck, I'm dying of laughter.”
"I just cheated on you and was beaten up by my husband. When I heard the host's words, I couldn't help but laugh like a pig. My husband thought that I wasn't convinced and gave me two more slaps.”
"Eating a panda is actually not illegal. Alright, I've learned another little trick about going to jail.”
"That's amazing. This is the first time I've heard someone talk about the law so vividly. As soon as my mother entered the door, she asked me why I was kneeling and watching the live broadcast.”
"How could I tell everyone that I'm in a law class right now? The professor knew that Zhang San was going to broadcast, so he immediately decided to watch the live broadcast in the classroom today.”
"Life is impermanent. The large intestine is wrapped in the small intestine, and the small intestine is wrapped in feces.”
……
After that, Mo Yan talked about more than a dozen tricks of Zhang San's imprisonment. Before he knew it, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the Random Mission.
Obtained 100 Fanatic Points and the ability to recite the Complete Collection of Business Law backwards.
Hearing the system notification, Mo Yan let out a sigh of relief. The mission given by the system was finally completed.
It was time to log off. He had been sitting in front of the screen for three hours and his bladder was a little swollen.
"Alright, everyone's learning content for today has come to an end. The next segment is to select the audience to join the microphone.”Mo Yan lightly hammered his old waist and said with a sigh.
"I'll learn some prison techniques from Third Brother up close.”
"Third Brother wants to choose someone to join the microphone, so I'll directly exit the live broadcast room. May I ask if this is considered an emergency in the law?”
"Today is full of dry goods again. I'll go to the zoo to see the pandas later.”
"Giant Panda: Don't come over.”
"Brother, go with peace of mind. If you are sued, we will ask Third Brother to defend you.”
As the netizens teased him, Mo Yan quickly connected to his first target.
"Brother Zhang San, is that you? Huff huff…I'm so happy to be on mic with you…Wow…Huff huff!”
As soon as the connection was connected, there was a thick clip sound from the other end.
Mo Yan wanted to give her two tight slaps.
She's a good little girl. Can we be normal?
"Young lady, do you have any legal issues that you need my help with?”Mo Yan said patiently.
"Brother Zhang San…it's like this…huff huff.”
"Just now, I was traveling with my roommates when a few burly men suddenly rushed out from the opposite side and killed my roommates without saying a word…huff huff.”
What was that?
Murder?
Mo Yan's face changed." Little girl, are you serious?" he said anxiously." Then stop talking to me. Find a safe place to hide and call the police."”
"Huff huff…Brother Zhang San, I'm very safe now, I'm hiding in the grass, my last roommate Angela is desperately sending me a distress signal…huff huff.”
Grass? Angela?
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