Mo Yan seemed to have thought of something. His face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
D * mn it, he had been played.
Huff your sister, do you believe that I will directly give you two slaps?
"Young lady, I'm livestreaming, and there are a million viewers in the livestream. Do you know the consequences of doing this?”
"This is the official account of our law firm. Through your actions just now, I can sue you for disrupting business order.”
"As long as the court accepts the case, you will face up to three years in prison, do you understand?”
Mo Yan's expression was very serious, and he couldn't help but emphasize his tone.
"Ah, Brother Zhang San, don't. I didn't do it on purpose. I was too excited when I saw you on the mic with me just now. That's why I said that. Actually, I really have a legal problem to..."
Before she could finish, Mo Yan cut off the microphone.
The netizens in the live stream were overjoyed when they saw Mo Yan's depressed expression.
" The girl who was on the mic just now, what good would it do for you to laugh me to death? Haha…"
"I think this girl will be punished. She actually dared to tease the outlaw fanatic Zhang San in front of millions of fans in the streamer's channel. Do you know the consequences?”
"Last time, I was detained for 15 days just because I didn't like the video. This girl's behavior just now will take at least three years.”
"Third brother smiled. Life and death are hard to predict. Fortunately, little sister died quickly. Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to run for three years.”
Looking at the happy comments from his fans, Mo Yan said helplessly,""If we're going to talk on the mic again, please be more serious. After all, there are a million people in our live broadcast room, and there are many who need legal help.”
"I hope that everyone will give the opportunity to those who really need help.”
"Alright, let's continue the mic."
Beep beep beep…
The video was in progress, and soon, a fan in the live broadcast room was connected.
"Hello, fan. Is there any legal problem that I can help you with?”Mo Yan said softly.
"Hello, host. I have a question about the division of assets. Can you be my lawyer?”
Well, it was alright. Although she was also a girl, this sounded much more normal.
"Let's not talk about hiring a lawyer first. Tell me your problem and I'll help you analyze it.”Mo Yan said gently.
"Alright then, this is what happened.”
"I've been dating my boyfriend for two years. We're already at the stage of marriage.”
"Last month, my boyfriend's family was going to be demolished.”
"I just want to ask, how can I get these eight houses under my name?”
Hearing this, Mo Yan was speechless. What was going on today? Why did they meet so many weirdos?
"Ma 'am, let me ask you something. Are you sure that the person who wants to demolish is your boyfriend and not your husband?”
"Yes, we were supposed to get married this month, but no matter what I said, he was only willing to give me four houses. The other four houses were for his parents to retire in.”
"We're in a cold war right now. If you have a way to put my name on all eight houses, I can pay you a large sum of legal fees.”
Mo Yan wasn't the only one who was shocked. Even the netizens in the stream were stunned.
How could there be such a shameless person in the world?
What does it have to do with you that your boyfriend's house is being demolished? He has already given you four properties and you're still not satisfied.
The world was really big, and there were all kinds of strange things. He really couldn't figure out how this woman's brain grew.
He actually had the nerve to say this in front of millions of netizens in the live broadcast room.
"Madam, I'm sorry. For the time being, our country doesn't have any laws that can support your request.”
"But I have a personal suggestion. I wonder if you can accept it?”
"Ah, the law doesn't support it? Then what's your suggestion?”
Mo Yan took a deep breath and said,""My suggestion is to quickly break up with your boyfriend. Don't cause trouble for him.”
"Don't you want eight properties? Then break up and find a boyfriend who will demolish 16 properties. That way, you might have eight properties.”
"Goodbye!"
After Mo Yan finished speaking, he turned off the microphone.
F * ck, what kind of values are these?
Her insatiable nature was almost comparable to that woman, Huang Yali.
"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. So there are things that third brother can't do.”
"Not to mention Third Brother, it would be strange if the man would agree to this woman's request unless his brain was kicked by a donkey.”
"Is there something wrong with this woman's brain? Based on my 30 years of clinical experience, she wouldn't say such words without ten years of cerebral hemorrhage.”
"It turns out that the streamer is not only proficient in the law, but also has a set of methods when it comes to scolding people.”
"Little Cow flying in a plane…That's awesome.”
"So it's quite interesting to watch the streamer's microphone. It's comparable to Third Brother's story.”
On the other side, Mo Yan pinched his right hand with his left hand. It took him a long time to calm down.
"Continue the mic!"
Beep beep beep…
"Hello, is this Teacher Zhang San?”
It was a male voice on the other end, and his tone was a little excited.
"Yes…Yes."
Mo Yan wanted to say his name, but he thought it was unnecessary.
Since everyone called him Zhang San, he would just admit it.
It was just a form of address, so there was no need to be so conflicted.
"Teacher Zhang San, let me tell you about the problem I encountered. I hope you can give me an idea.”
"I have a female neighbor across the street who recently got a golden retriever.”
"That dog is not only fat, but also very fierce. Every time it sees me, it barks twice.”
"Yesterday, I met that female neighbor in the elevator again. That dog actually rushed over and bit me.”
"I argued with the female neighbor, but that woman was too despicable. She actually said that one bite wouldn't kill her.”
"Zhang San laoshi, tell me, how can there be such an unreasonable woman?”
"Now, whenever I think of her dog, I get scared. Teacher Zhang San, what should I do now?”
After listening to the netizen's statement, Mo Yan was silent for a moment. Then, he smiled and said,""This problem is easy to solve."
"In the future, if you encounter that dog biting you again, you don't have to pay attention to it.”
"Just keep an eye on that female neighbor and go up to bite him.”
"Ah?"
A loud voice of surprise rang out from the other end. It was as if he had not expected the omnipotent Zhang San laoshi to give him such an idea.
"Don't worry, just do as I say." " If you bite that neighbor to death and the court charges you," Mo Yan said with certainty," I can be your defense lawyer for free."”
"Alright, since Teacher Zhang San wants me to do this, I'll listen to you.”
"Next time that golden retriever dares to bite me, I'll rush up and bite that woman.”
"But Teacher Zhang San, remember to defend me when the time comes.”
After the man finished speaking, he directly hung up.
The netizens in the live broadcast room clicked their tongues and said,"No way, you can do this?”
"Isn't this too amazing? Every time the streamer popularizes the law, the results are unexpected.”
"666, my neighbor let his dog bite me, so I'll bite my neighbor.”
"Host, is this really okay? I'm not well-educated, so don't lie to me.”
Faced with the doubts of many netizens, Mo Yan smiled faintly.""Everyone, don't worry. I have a legal basis for teaching that netizen to do this.”
"Think about it. Dogs have never studied the law, so they have no concept of the rule of law. If they bite you, this behavior is not illegal.”
"So, if a dog bites you and you kick it to death, this isn't considered self-defense by the law.”
"There's an old saying that goes,'To catch a thief, you must first catch the king'. This also applies to legal interpretation.”
"Someone set a dog to bite you. That dog is too ferocious. You can't beat the dog.”
"I can tell everyone very clearly that this action can be considered self-defense.”
Mo Yan looked at the screen with a smile.
"666, so self-defense can be used like this.”
"I said that this streamer is better than Chen Qing Quan.”
"Little Cow Crossing the Single-log Bridge…Awesome one after another.”
In the following period of time, Mo Yan contacted more than a dozen netizens. Fortunately, these people were normal legal inquiries and weren't as unreasonable as the two women at the beginning.
Mo Yan answered their questions from a legal point of view.
Unknowingly, another hour had passed.
Mo Yan stretched and said to the screen,""Alright, this is the last person. After this round, let's disperse.”
Beep beep beep…
"Teacher Zhang San, can you help me?”
A deep voice came from the other side. Judging from the voice, Master was in a very low mood.
"Yes, go ahead." Mo Yan said lightly.
"It's like this. I…I have a friend.”
"He had only been married to his wife for two years when his wife cheated on him. The two of them are now quarreling and divorcing every day.”
"The most hateful thing is that my friend only recently discovered that his two-year-old son is not his biological son.”
"Now that woman said that she can get a divorce, but the house must be left to her.”
"But this house was clearly bought by my…friend's parents, f * ck."
For some reason, the man began to sob as he spoke.
She cried so hard that her heart ached.
It was really heartbreaking to hear it and tears to hear it.
" 555. Teacher Zhang San, do you have any way to help my friend keep his house? 555."
Mo Yan felt strange. Your friend's wife cheated on you. Why are you so sad?
How could a grown man's heart be so fragile?
"Actually, this matter is very simple. You just need to find evidence of your friend's wife cheating and submit it to the court.”
"Our country's law states that as long as one party in a marriage makes a serious mistake, the other party can ask the party at fault to leave the marriage with nothing.”
"Moreover, since your…friend's son is not your biological son, and the woman married with the purpose of fraud, the man can ask the woman to return the betrothal gift.”
"Really? Then what should I do, Teacher Zhang San?”
"It's very simple. Submit the paternity certificate to the court, and your friend will naturally get the result she wants.”
"I understand. Thank you, Teacher Zhang San.”
After ending the call, Mo Yan said to the screen,""Alright, that's all for today's Pufa. See you next time.”
"Also, let me tell everyone that I have a lawsuit in Jiangcheng Intermediate People's Court at 10 am three days later. I'll attend as the plaintiff's representative.”
Mo Yan was almost certain that he would win Mao Wenguo's lawsuit.
Therefore, he did not mind letting more people watch.
"F * ck, Teacher Zhang San is going to court.”
"And it's the plaintiff's representative. I'll definitely go and take a look.”
"It's a pity that Jiang City is a little far from me. Otherwise, I would definitely support Third Brother.”
"Previous poster, I advise you to forget about it. It's not like you don't know the streamer's strength. Be careful not to send you in if he doesn't like you that day.”
"You're right. I don't think the defendant should be the one who's afraid at this moment. Even the one who hammered the hammer is trembling.”
"Hahahaha, there's a picture!"
"Zhang San laoshi, I advise you to be kind and just perform to your normal standard. Don't send that hammer hammering person in as well.”
Mo Yan shook his head with a smile as he read the comments from his fans.
What kind of nonsense was this? He had never heard of a lawyer who could send a judge to prison.
At this moment, what he did not know was that the netizens 'predictions were about to become reality.
After logging off, Mo Yan glanced at the data and was shocked.
In the four hours of live broadcast, more than two million netizens had come to watch his live broadcast.
And the scariest thing was that the enthusiastic netizens actually sent gifts worth more than 600,000 yuan.
Mo Yan quickly calculated in his mind that he had earned a total of 320,000 yuan.
Earning 320,000 yuan from a live broadcast and 100 Fanatic Points. Tsk tsk, these days are getting more and more interesting.
Mo Yan happily applied for cash withdrawal in the backstage, but unfortunately, the official notice said that he could only withdraw it on Thursday next month.
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