Time: 2004-12- 30 16:10:00 Words: 3637
You said you love lilacs.
Because your name is it.
What a melancholic flower.
What a sentimental person.
Damn it, who was so shameless? Singing such a love song that would make people cry, and singing it so gracefully and moving, with the ripples of spring and lingering feelings, it made people unable to stop. It was really lethal. It made me want to give up after only leaving for a day. Sigh, Ruhua, Ruhua, do you know that I'm thinking of you?
Thinking about how I'll miss you 360 times a day from now on, my heart feels so sad.
Fang Xuanling, that wicked fellow, must be occupying your tender body now. Imagine…imagine…imagine again…
'No, I have to hold it in. I can't be impulsive anymore. Mynameis Tang Sanzang, and a monk is a monk. How can a sentimental seed like me, a noble body, and a handsome and unrestrained person like me end up like this? It's really a tragedy of fate!'
How you long for the beauty of flowers blooming in front of your grave.。
Look at the mountains and plains
Do you still feel lonely?
What the f * ck! You still dare to sing? I'll dig you out.
"Hey, that monkey, no, that guy, right, don't look around. I'm talking about you!”In my somewhat short-sighted vision, a…a…no, a…f * ck…how should I describe it? Yes, a damned ape, a mutant that was stuffed from eating peaches.
Don't think that you can scare people just because you're ugly. I'm the sworn brother of the Tang Emperor, the most handsome man in Chang 'an. I'm so talented that I can charm all living beings. I'm the most beautiful man in the world. I'm called Tang Sanzang, the flower of the Tang Empire. I'm not afraid of anyone.
There was actually no reaction. It was really frustrating. Even monkeys ignored him.
"I say, handsome man, may I ask where this place is? How many miles is it from the western paradise?”If the hard way didn't work, the soft way would.
As expected, there was a reaction. Monkey blushed. My heart turned cold! Now, with this blush, it was hard to tell whether it was his butt or his face. One look and he could tell that he was a country bumpkin who had never seen the world. You think you're a real playboy just because you're complimenting me?
"This road was opened by me. This tree, this tree was also opened by me.”Monkey's face was fierce, and his buttocks were even redder.
F * ck! You can't even speak properly and you're still trying to rob me. You're bullying my asthma. Not good, this damned monkey had a weapon on him and was holding a fire stick. If he said that he wanted to cross this road, it would be very inappropriate to leave behind money to buy the way. He had to quickly find a way to escape.
What should I do?
En, it was said that the most important word in Jianghu was 'fart'.
"Aiya, this big brother has a dignified appearance, a sexy beard, and a burly figure. Could it be that he's a famous figure in the martial arts world?”
Monkey was indeed a young child and fell for it. His expression softened as he said,"Who are you? Why are you here?”
Since it was effective, of course, he followed up with flattery." I am Tang Sheng, a native of the capital. I have loved to listen to stories of heroes since I was young. I heard that there are rare heroes living in this immortal mountain, just like Zhao Zilong and Lu Fengxian of the Three Kingdoms. I am filled with admiration and came to look for them. After going through so much trouble, I finally found the hero. Now that I have seen him, he is truly a hero. His heroic spirit is even higher than the legends. His hair is sexy and his muscles are strong.”
As expected, Monkey couldn't help but praise him. He stretched out a hairy arm and made a pose that flexed his muscles. He laughed dryly and said,"Don't try to coax me. Is that really what people are saying about me now?”
"Of course, of course. There's a saying among the people that if you don't see the king of the mountains in your life, you can call him a hero. Big brother is not just an ordinary badass, he is really badass. If little brother has a lie, I will never grow hair again.”
"Hehe, my surname isn't Wang. My surname is Sun."”
Of course, I said seriously,"The royal descendants have always been tied together." Borrowing the word 'king' in this sentence was nothing more than to highlight Big Brother's prestige.”
As expected of a perverted young man. If he praised you a little, your fur would be exposed. If he continued to praise you, wouldn't his lower body be exposed? Look at your dirty face. You're still so smug even though there are lice in your hair. I'm unlucky now. I shaved my head by imperial decree and forgot to bring a razor on the road. Otherwise, I really want to not grow a strand of hair from now on. The era of long hair fluttering in the wind has long passed with the wind.
Monkey laughed foolishly and said," You look honest and kind, but you have good taste. You can tell at a glance that I'm not an ordinary person in the pool. I'm not afraid of scaring you. I came from the East China Sea back then and swept across the Central Plains. I'm the Invincible East, Sun Wukong, who is known to punch Wudang and Shaolin and kick the Five Mountains and Three Rivers.”
I thought he was some kind of extraordinary figure. He was just a civilian coach who knew how to dance a few fancy moves.
He naturally couldn't say that even though he thought so. " Wow, wow, wow, I didn't expect to have such an immortal encounter to actually meet a legendary figure like the Great Hero. Wow, wow, wow, wow."
Monkey's face was flushed red. He was delighted and said happily,""I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I've been locked up, demoted, no, I can't believe that after living in seclusion in this damn place for so many years, my name is still circulating in the world.”
"I wonder if Great Hero Sun is cultivating some kind of peerless martial arts here alone?”
"Cultivate my ass!" Monkey's expression was gloomy as he gritted his teeth and said,"I'm not going to practice martial arts!""Don't mention it. It really makes me feel wronged!”
"Injustice? But what is the reason?" With my decades of experience in the martial world, I naturally know that this is the time for me to interrupt.
"What an injustice!" Monkey said sadly. Alright, since your brother is so enthusiastic. I'm not afraid to tell you!" Monkey's years of pent-up anger immediately gushed out like a ruffle.
"Speaking of which, I still have to mention that dog Emperor! Why did he mention that dog Emperor! One day, everyone agreed to hit the horse! Why did he call him a dog emperor?”Monkey sang in a rap tone,""He can't afford to lose! He attacked heavily and sneakily, causing a good minister to be belittled…belittled!”
"How can you say this?"
" Sigh, you and I hit it off at first sight. There's no need to hide it from you. I've been practicing martial arts since I was young. I wanted to strengthen my body and serve the country. Who knew that after I worked hard to earn some military merits, I was given a small official position and was given the title of being in charge of the royal pasture. I rode on the pasture every day, had a beautiful wife and concubine, and ate Babi Q. I was originally at ease.”When Monkey said this, he seemed to be recalling his happy life in the past. A faint glow of happiness appeared on his face.
"Even if he was in charge of the royal ranch, how could he be reduced, no, exiled, no, live in seclusion here?”
"I haven't finished speaking yet, why are you interrupting?”The monkey revealed its dominance. Indeed, beasts had their beastly nature, and apes were not always so easy to get along with.
Sighing, Monkey continued," I still remember a certain year ago, on a certain day, this dog Emperor's hemorrhoids probably acted up. He wanted to ride a horse and go for a ride, so he made an excuse to patrol the horse farm. Unexpectedly, after he was done, he complained that he was tired and wanted to sit down and rest.”
"That's right, that's right. This old emperor is like this. He's half-hearted and changes his mind frequently.”I feel the same way.
Monkey frowned and said viciously,"I told you not to interrupt when I'm telling a story!"”
Damn monkey, I feel the same way. I'm trying to please you, but you're still nagging. No one would sympathize with you even if you died.
"You have to get my permission first. Besides, it's none of your business that I'm hairy!”Monkey said angrily.
Ah! You actually know what I'm thinking. I'll have to take a detour when I curse you in my heart in the future…
Monkey stretched his muscles and bones and continued,""Therefore, everyone suggested that we play some horse diggers to relax.”
I quickly nodded. Words couldn't be said, but actions still had to be coordinated!
Monkey sighed and said sadly,""If only life could be restarted! If I had known that day would be the beginning of my nightmare, I would have suggested throwing the dice.”
"Yes, yes!" I shouted in my heart, there are thousands of gambling items in the world, why did I have to hit the horse back then?
Monkey said," That's how the story began. I still remember that in the first round, I was about to touch my own pig's milk. This damned emperor said to wait. He wanted to touch it. You'll know if such a tragedy exists after you've hit a horse.”
There was! There was! There was!
"I touched it again, but it was still eight tubes. I was about to touch myself when he said touch again. Such an even more tragic tragedy, do you think so?”
There was! There was! There was!
"I touched it again, and it was still eight tubes. I was about to touch myself, but he said he wanted to touch it again! Bang, bang, bang my grandmother, was he the only one who beat this horse? The world was already his, and he was still so overbearing. What was the point of hurting people like this? Have you ever encountered such a ***? Is there!"
There was! There was! There was!
He went all out. Thinking of how we were both victims of the same person, I felt the same way. I said loudly,"Great Hero is right. Ma Diao and the other two are in a game. Why should he play alone? What does the Li family mean? There are no fathers and sons at the gambling table, and naturally, there are no ministers and ministers. The Heavenly King, the Jade Emperor, the Grand Supreme Elder, the Primordial Heavenly Lord, the Tathagata Buddha, and Sister Guanyin are also on your side. F * ck, what right does he have to touch, touch, touch his grandmother? Did they force you to pay and hit your head with a horse tag?"
Monkey was shocked and fell to his knees with a thud. He shouted in the northeastern dialect," Big brother, I finally found someone who understands me. Let me affectionately call you big brother."
Damn monkey, look at your dirty face and you still want to be my confidante. If word got out, you would lose all face of Mynameis Tang Sanzang, the sworn brother of the Tang Emperor, the most handsome man in Chang 'an, the one who could mesmerize all living beings, the one who could make all the birds in the world tremble, and the one who was known as the flower of the Tang Empire.
Thinking about it, I also fell to my knees and covered my hands with my sleeves. I gently held Monkey's dirty head and said with tears in my eyes, I understand you, I understand you."
The stench assailed his nostrils. Big Brother, I don't want to criticize you, but you're too smelly.
Tears welled up in Monkey's eyes as he cried,"" I've been wronged for many years and have been living in this Five Fingers Mountain to prove that I, Sun Wukong, the Invincible East who came from the East China Sea and swept across the Central Plains and was known as the one who punched Wudang and Shaolin and kicked the Five Mountains and Three Rivers, was someone who could afford to lose and play. Now, I've finally found someone who understands me."
It was simply too touching. I also cried out from the bottom of my heart, I understand you, I understand you." From now on, he was officially in charge.
Monkey grabbed my white sleeves and wiped away my tears. He said word by word,""From now on, I told myself that I won't let anyone hit my head with anything again. Big Brother, I'm definitely following you.”
F * ck! Are you sure you want to follow me? How many years have you not showered? The dirt from your eyes is all on my sleeves. Don't you know that I have mild cleanliness?
"Good brother, let me call you Wukong. From now on, let me (you) take care of you (me).”Ha, you actually didn't recognize my muffled voice.
"Wukong, I can see that you are strong and muscular. If you don't mind, help me carry some luggage.”
I'll let you carry this, and that."
"Big brother, you're too polite. I've already finished memorizing this thing. What are you memorizing, big brother?”Monkey was kind-hearted and looked as if he could not bear it.
"Didn't you see how much effort Eldest Brother was putting into waving the fan in his hand? The journey was tough, but it wasn't so hot with me blowing in the wind.”
"Big brother is concerned. But where are we going?”
"Western Heaven!"
"Where is the Western Heaven?"
"The western paradise is in our hearts. Everyone's life would have a day when they went west.”I looked to the west and sighed in my heart.
"Big Brother's words are so profound!" Monkey sighed. I didn't make the wrong choice. From now on, I'm definitely following you!”
The wind swept away the clouds, the lonely bird chirped, and two lonely figures walked forward in the depths of the vegetation.
Wukong, play a tune to nourish your ears."
……
The river flows eastward! The stars in the sky were aligned with the Big Dipper!
We're leaving just like that! You have it, I have it, I have it all! Is there anything?
……
What an unpleasant voice, stop! Let's go!
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