Time: 2004-12- 31 16:46:00 Words: 2794
Stop and go, stop and go.
"Monkey, do you know how far we have walked since we met?”
I stole a glance at the monkey and sighed inwardly. This animal was really different from humans. No wonder camels could cross the desert and vultures could travel thousands of miles in a day. After walking for so long, this monkey was still full of energy and excitement. It was really amazing.
"Big Brother, are you asking me?" Monkey carried four burdens and looked around.
"Nonsense, I'll ask whoever has the longest hair. Stop looking, I'm asking you.”
" Oh, Big Brother, it seems that you don't remember well. Let me repeat myself. My surname is Sun, and my stage name is Wukong. My name is not Monkey. To put it simply, I'm the Invincible East, Sun Wukong, who came from the East China Sea and swept across the Central Plains. He's known for punching Wudang, Shaolin, and kicking the Five Mountains and Three Rivers.”
This was called simple? I wanted to punch this monkey face.
Monkey raised his right foot and scratched his left foot a few times. He was smug and said ostentatiously,""Did you see that? This move is called the Golden Rooster Standing Alone. It's my signature move. Don't look at me as I'm carrying four poles.”
"Don't interrupt the topic. What did I ask you just now?”
Monkey had a look of sympathy as he sighed." It seems that although Big Brother is young, his brain is really not working well. He forgot what he said so quickly."”
My only thought was, if I didn't have asthma, if I had a weapon in my hand, I would definitely slap this monkey's face.
Monkey saw the anger on my face and felt guilty. He comforted me,"Big brother, there are nine out of ten things that go wrong in the world. It's not a big mistake to be stupid and slow to react. Don't take things too hard. For example, although I'm handsome and elegant, I also have the defect of having thick body hair.”
Speechless…
"Oh right, big brother, didn't you ask how long we've been out? Looking at the sky, from the time we met until we set off, we should have traveled at least a mile or two.”
I've only walked one or two miles after so many twists and turns. I wonder how long it will take to go to the western paradise.
I looked at the monkey suspiciously." No way. Are you sure we've only walked so far? You actually said that you drove this road. Do you know the way?”
Monkey blushed and said shyly," Big Brother is doubting my ability again. Chairman Zhou said that I'll make the decisions in my territory." How could this be wrong? Big brother, look, we just went around the thumb peak. In another eight hours, we will probably be able to climb to the index finger peak.”
"You mean, this Five Finger Mountain has the middle finger peak, the ring finger peak, the little finger peak…What did you say, climb to the peak?”
"Of course. Didn't big brother say that he was going to the western paradise? I think the western sky is probably the sky in the west. The higher you climb, the closer you are to the western sky. The Five Finger Mountain goes all the way to the west. When you reach the Middle Finger Peak, you will reach the highest point. Big brother's hobby is really different. He likes to challenge the dangerous peaks all the way. It's really admirable.”
F * ck, someone give me a knife, I'll castrate this monkey.
"Big brother, what are you thinking about? I felt that you were thinking about castrating someone just now, right?”The monkey saw my sad expression and was very concerned.
No, this damn monkey seemed to have the ability to see through people's hearts. In the future, he would curse them instead.
"I say, damn monkey, no, living Wukong, we are not going to climb the mountain this time. In the future, don't take me around the corner. It seemed that it was necessary to teach you some geography at a place where the sun had set. Let me tell you, it's said that there are many yellow…"
Monkey laughed foolishly. He raised his chin and pointed forward."Of course I know. Isn't it just ahead?”
Deng! The sun had really set, so he had to find a place to stay.
He jogged all the way.
"Monkey, wait for Big Brother!" I shouted. How could there be such a huge difference in physical fitness? The damned monkey was able to carry four burdens and run like a thief. It made me gasp for breath. No, I want to vomit.
When they finally arrived at the foot of the mountain, they saw the moonlight clearly reflecting the vast expanse of fertile farmland. It was an endless poetic scene.
Monkey looked at the sky and said," The sky is dark and the moon is shining. Big Brother, let's find a farmhouse to stay in."”
I quickly stopped and said,"No hurry, no hurry. Now that I'm in the mood for poetry, let me compose a poem first."”
He read aloud, word by word,"When you climb many mountains, you will meet a tiger. When you descend the mountain, you will write a poem."”
Monkey looked intoxicated and gazed at me with adoration."Big brother is really talented in literature. After following big brother for a day, I feel that my realm has also sublimated quite a bit. From now on, I want to learn from big brother to write poems and recite them. Please let me sincerely call you master.”
"Good disciple!"
"Good master!"
They were in a state of deep affection. The door of a farmhouse was pushed open with a creak.
Flash! Based on my many years of experience reciting poems, I had a premonition that something bad was going to happen. As expected, as soon as the door opened, a basin of water was poured out. "Who's shouting outside? It's so noisy!”
Monkey obviously didn't have my experience in taking precautions. With a whoosh, he was poured from head to toe. The water was dripping and the fur was wet.
He was a retard, and he even praised himself for being Invincible East and his lightness skill. Yet, he was easily bullied by a fat woman.
The fat woman had a fierce look on her face as she pointed at Monkey's ugly face and cursed angrily,"Do you know what time it is now? Go to hell and stay far away from me. Ever since I was young, there were countless people who came to my door every day to recite love poems, but no one dared to disturb me so late at night.”
Monkey looked aggrieved as he pointed at me.""No…No, it's him…"
The fat woman looked at me and couldn't help but be stunned. She was clearly stunned by my incomparably handsome and cold face.
I was so scared that I quickly looked away and taught the monkey loudly and fiercely,"Wukong! As a man, he had to be brave enough to take responsibility. Not only did he have to take responsibility for what he did, but he also had to take responsibility for what he did not do!”
The monkey's face turned red, and his eyes shone with golden light. The muscles in his chest were throbbing. It was obvious that he was not satisfied with my teachings. No, he had to quickly change the topic. There was no good ending for angering this ape.
" This honorable lady, we have come all the way from Chang 'an, crossing mountains and wading through water. It is very tiring. Could you let us stay for a night and rest?"”
The fat woman was about forty years old, and it had probably been more than twenty years since she had heard such a title. She couldn't help but giggle and say,"Oh, oh, this little master is not only handsome, but also has such a sweet mouth. Please come in and take a seat. Also, let this servant vacate the west wing room for little master to rest.”
Slave your sister! Even Monkey was starting to vomit.
The fat woman led me into the house, but she didn't call out to the monkey. Monkey was drenched and was feeling cold. He wanted to follow her in but was stopped by the fat woman.""When our husband went out, he told us not to let anyone with strange looks into the house.”
Monkey had an angry look on his face. He clenched his fists and was about to flare up.
I quickly tried to smooth things over." Wukong, you've always been used to living in the wild. You've also worked in the ranch for many years. I'm afraid you won't be used to sleeping in the house. Why don't you go to the stable to rest? You can shelter from the wind and rain, and you can also use the horse's warmth to dry your clothes.”
Monkey thought for a moment and felt that it made sense. He muttered,""Strange, strange. Master mentioned something about shelter from the rain. Ma Wen, why does it sound so familiar to me? It feels really warm.”As he spoke, he walked towards the stable.
It was dark at night.
Someone knocked on the window and the fat woman said softly,""Little master, little master, are you asleep?”"Who?" I was shocked.
"It's me, Xiaoqian," the plump woman moaned outside the window.”
Aiyo. As expected, the journey to the west was filled with danger. Someone wanted to eat me as soon as I started. The situation was urgent, so I had no choice but to dodge.
"I'm changing my clothes? Miss, can you wait for me in the room?"
The fat woman laughed lewdly and said,""I could tell at a glance that you are not a good person. Alright, I will wait for you in the room.”After saying that, he walked away with light pig-like steps.
If he didn't run now, when would he?
"Wukong, Wukong, there's a monster here. Let's run quickly.”I woke up Monkey, who was sleeping soundly under my flattery. He made a shushing gesture.
Monkey jumped in fright." There's a demon?"”He quickly went to get a fire stick.
I nodded and pointed at the horse."Be quiet, let's quickly mount our horses and escape. If we are caught by the demoness, we will wish we were dead.”
……
Hoof Stomp, Hoof Stomp. Hoof, hoof, hoof.
"Master, isn't it inappropriate for us to do this?”
"Nonsense, this is called borrowing. Temporarily borrowing, do you know? There's a priority to the matter.”
"Aiyo, this horse is really not bad. It can actually carry two people and four loads of luggage.”
" How would Master know that this horse can carry me and my luggage if he's sitting alone? It seems like Master really knows everything. I have to learn from Master how to appraise horses."
……
"White Dragon Horse, hooves facing west, carrying Tang Sanzang and his third disciple, going to the west to retrieve gold and travel tens of thousands of miles.”
"Wukong sang this song quite well. Why does it sound so familiar?"
"Since Master likes it, this disciple will do another scene.”Monkey was very pleased.
" Ah oh, ah oh, ah hiss h
Damn it, you're really embarrassing yourself.
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