Now, the audience had already realized that Guo Lin wasn't talking about 'Red Affairs', but a new crosstalk that no one had ever heard before.
Although they were curious as to why the performance was different from what was on the program list, they did not mind.
Not only did they not mind, but the audience was also very surprised.
From the beginning until now, they had laughed countless times.
It had been a long time since they had experienced the feeling of continuously obtaining happiness from crosstalk.
……
On the stage, Guo Lin and Yan Hexian's performance continued.
"When you're done, start reading my fortune." Guo Lin said.”
"What did you calculate?"
Guo Lin said," The old man said that I'm a robber. The natal Buddha is the Thousand-handed Guanyin. There's a Guanyin statue at the entrance of the alley in front. If you go there, you'll meet my marriage partner."”
"Really?"
"It's fake!" Guo Lin said angrily. My mom said that my natal Buddha is the Buddha, and my grandpa said that it's the Thousand-handed Guanyin. I'm a liar. How can I believe that?”
"That's impossible."
"Later, I walked around the alley for an hour. It was full of burly men who dug their feet. There was not a single girl!" Guo Lin said.”
"Ah?" I thought you didn't believe me?"
The audience covered their mouths and laughed.
This was the so-called saying that one's body was upright!
Guo Lin continued,"I couldn't find a marriage partner after searching for a long time, and I was even cheated of sixty yuan. I'm so angry."
Just as I was about to leave, a girl suddenly jumped out on a bike and knocked me four meters away!”
"Are you alright?" Yan Hexian was shocked.”
Guo Lin seemed to have just gotten up from the ground. He patted the robe on his body and said,"It's nothing. I just feel a little unlucky. It's fine if I can't find a partner, but I'm still getting hit on the road.”
"It's a little unlucky."
"What I couldn't believe was that the girl hit me and asked me to pay for it!" Guo Lin said.”
"How much?" asked Yan Hexian.
"The lady said that she bought the car for twelve thousand yuan, but I knocked a wheel off and asked me to pay a thousand yuan."”
"She's trying to scam me!"”
……
The audience nodded.
"Yeah, this is a scam!"
" This story reminds me of those old men who kept falling in front of my car…"
"In this day and age, it's not only the old man who will scam, but also the children. My Land Rover was parked in the neighborhood, and a child took a knife to scrape the paint. When I saw it, he insisted that my car had dulled his knife and asked me to pay for it!”
"Then did you pay?"
"I didn't. I beat him up on the spot!”
When the people around heard this, they all said,"Brother, you're brave!"”
The elder brother covered his face with a sorrowful expression.""After the incident, we paid 12,000 yuan for medical expenses and mental damage.”
"Hahahahaha." Everyone laughed and suddenly patted their mouths." I'm sorry, brother. I didn't mean it.”
The elder brother waved his hand and said that it was fine. He raised his head and continued to watch the crosstalk.
……
On the stage, Guo Lin sighed and said,"This is the first time I've been scammed.”
"Did you lose it?"
Guo Lin: " I don't have any money to pay for it. I only have 60 yuan on me. I'll give it to the fortune-teller."”
"Did he run away?"
Guo Lin: " I wanted to run, but that girl looked like Stallone. When I turned around, she picked me up like a chick.”
"You're really strong," said Yan Hexian.
Guo Lin wiped his face and said,"Miss is so fierce, what else can I do?"”
"What should we do?" Yan Hexian asked.
"I'm asking you, miss. Do you dare to come home with me to get it?"”
Yan Hexian sized Guo Lin up and said,"With your small body, she would definitely dare.”
"Then I brought her home."”
"Didn't you say that you won't go home until you find a wife?"”
Guo Lin faced the audience with a smug look on his face."Let me tell you, a good brain can solve a lot of problems!
When I got home, the door opened and I told my dad that my daughter-in-law was back! Give me a 1,000 yuan red packet!"
When the audience heard this, they were all amused.
You're really a clever little ghost!
Yan Hexian also praised him,"You're smart."”
Guo Lin gritted his teeth and said,"Who would have thought that my father would give me ten thousand yuan!" I like it!"
"Puff!"
"Hahahahaha."
The audience burst into laughter again and again!
Everyone looked at Guo Degang and saw that his mouth was trembling slightly. It was obvious that he was holding back his laughter.
Guo Lin also looked at Guo Degang and continued,"My dad asked what the girl's name was."
"What's his name?"
"Miss said she's called Iron Hammer," Guo Lin said.”
" Pfft…" Someone laughed.
This name was very vivid!
"My dad is probably in a hurry to have a grandchild, so he gave another 10,000 yuan to Miss Hammer and said that she can get married next month."”
"This is too hasty."
" That's not all," Guo Lin said." My dad looked at the hammer and then at me. He also gave me 10,000 yuan and asked me to bring the hammer out to play."”
As he spoke, Guo Lin ground his teeth and said,"My dad is usually so stingy! My pocket money is always a few cents. Now that I've met my daughter-in-law, she actually gave me ten thousand!”
"A son is not as valuable as a daughter-in-law.”
"My dad gave me money and pushed me and Hammer out of the house. He told us not to come back tonight."”
Yan Hexian understood and said,"He's really in a hurry to hug his grandson."”
"Leave home," Guo Lin said."There's no need to act anymore. I'll ask Hammer for money."”
"She has to give you nineteen thousand."”
Guo Lin gritted his teeth again and said,""In the end, Miss Hammer held my arm and said that she would marry me next month!”
" Hahahahaha!!" The audience laughed and slammed the table.
"He's clinging on!"
"Blame Old Guo, Old Guo is too generous!”
"So Ms. Guo likes strong girls.”
"Ms. Bailey, Ms. Bailey, do you think I can do it? I'll pay 160!"
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