Guo Degang looked at the girl who was 1.6 meters tall and weighed 160 pounds. He smiled and said,"Let's continue listening to the crosstalk."
The older generation of the audience looked at Guo Degang and praised,
"Old Guo, your son is amazing!”
"This kid is too strong, just like you!”
"More than that! I think Old Guo will be overtaken by his son!”
"In the Yangtze River, the new waves push on the previous ones, and each wave is stronger than the last!”
When Guo Degang heard these words, he almost laughed until his wrinkles appeared.
Each wave was getting stronger and stronger. Look at how happy he was!
He said,"Everyone, thank you for your support. Let's continue listening to the crosstalk."”
Actually, Guo Degang didn't need to say anything. The audience was listening.
This crosstalk was so good that they couldn't bear to miss a single line!
His ears were pricked up!
……
On the stage.
Guo Lin said," Although Miss Hammer is a little strong, she gives people a sense of security. Thinking about how much my dad likes her, I gritted my teeth and decided to give her a try!”
"You're so hungry."”
Guo Lin pretended to hit Yan Hexian and said,"What do you mean by being so desperate? I'm giving the two of us a chance.”
"What happened after that?" I didn't see you get married."
Guo Lin sighed heavily. Don't mention it!"
"What's wrong?" Yan Hexian asked.
"Later, the flower shop lady came and asked me to return the flowers as soon as possible. If I don't return them, I'll buy them at the original price," Guo Lin said.”
"The flowers haven't returned yet?" Yan Hexian was shocked.”
"Yeah, I haven't had the time."”
"Then have you retired?"
Guo Lin said," I returned it. In the end, Iron Hammer heard from that girl that I rented flowers to confess to someone and left after throwing my father's two red packets at me. She said that I was stingy!"”
"He is indeed stingy." Yan Hexian nodded.”
"Do you think I can be blamed for being stingy?" Guo Lin looked annoyed. I don't have money!"
"With your family's conditions, you still don't have money?"”
Guo Lin sighed again and said," You don't understand. Whoever earns my family's money will spend it. My dad earned money, but he won't let me spend it!”
When the female audience heard this, they all looked at Guo Lin eagerly, their faces full of heartache.
When the older audience heard this, they secretly nodded.
"Old Guo's family's upbringing is not bad!"
"No wonder this kid's crosstalk is so good. If Old Guo doesn't pay, you have to work hard to earn it yourself!”
"This child is not bad. He's down-to-earth, unlike those rich second-generation heirs outside.”
……
On the stage.
"My dad didn't give me any money," Guo Lin continued."When I compared myself to my friends, the gap was immediately revealed.”
"What's wrong?" Yan Hexian asked.
"What do they wear every day?" Guo Lin asked. Luxury goods, fashion brand, any t-shirt could be sold for four to five thousand!”
"What about you?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin stepped forward, his palm basking from top to bottom as he said,""De Yun Hua Clothes!"
"Pfft…"
The audience couldn't help but laugh.
Compared to fashion brand, this outfit was indeed a little cold.
Guo Lin returned to Yan Hexian's side and said,"Even if I take off my clothes and sell them, they won't be worth as much as a shoelace!”
"Then can you wear shoelaces on stage?"”
Guo Lin placed his hands in front of his chest.”
Below the stage, the female audience shouted,"You can! We don't mind!"
"I strongly recommend that you wear your shoelaces on stage!!”
"Believe in yourself, you can do it!”
"Ahhhh, I want to see Little Brother's body!!”
After the girl shouted, she suddenly covered her mouth with her hand and looked terrified. F * ck! He had forgotten that this was not a bullet comment!
The other female audience members looked at her with admiration.
This sister was a hero!
He had spoken everyone's thoughts!
……
Guo Lin did not expect the audience to be so bold.
He glanced at the girl before continuing his crosstalk.
Guo Lin looked at Yan Hexian and said," I think the reason why I can't find a partner is because of my father. Other people's families give money, but my father doesn't. In this day and age, how can I find a partner without money?"”
Yan Hexian: " My master is the same. He won't give you money."”
"The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I'll question him when I get home."”
"You have to ask."
"Dad, how could you do this?" Guo Lin said. If you give me more pocket money, I'll go out and buy a Ferrari too. I'll bring back a lot of daughters-in-law.
After saying that, my dad was furious."
"Of course."
"My dad said." Guo Lin imitated Guo Degang's tone and demeanor and said to Yan Hexian," What child! His three views were not correct! If you want to live a good life, don't you have to rely on your own hands to work hard?
Besides, do you think it's good to be rich? Do you think Daddy is as happy as you think?”
Guo Lin's words were very profound and thought-provoking.
The smiles on the audience's faces disappeared and were replaced with seriousness.
"Yeah, is it really happy to have money?”
"Although I'm the CEO of a listed company, I'm not happy at all. I'm very busy every day and don't even have time to accompany my children to the amusement park.”
"Me too. I was sent to Africa five years ago and just returned last month. My three-year-old son can't even recognize me as his father. I don't even know when my wife got pregnant! As a father and a husband, I have failed my duty.”
The audience fell into deep thought.
Five years ago, he was sent to Africa. Three years old…
There was a story behind this ~
"You're wrong!"
On the stage, Guo Lin suddenly raised his voice and said three words.
The audience who were deep in thought raised their heads one by one, wanting to hear what kind of reasoning Guo Lin had to say.
At this moment, Guo Lin turned around.
He looked at Yan Hexian with a sly smile on his face."Do you think Dad is as happy as you think? You're wrong…
You can't imagine how happy I am!"
The moment he said that, everyone below the stage was stunned.
Then, everyone burst into laughter.
" Hahahahaha!!"
"F * ck! I thought he was going to say something about life philosophy! So it's a baggage again!"
"Good! Good!"
"You can't imagine how happy I am, hahahaha.”
"Everyone, look at Old Guo's expression. He's so funny!”
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