"One can live without relatives, but not without friends. More friends meant more roads, more enemies meant more walls.”
"It's like this."
"In the past, we paid attention to saying that we're sworn brothers," Zhang Ran explained. The two of them weren't brothers. One of them knocked his head on the ground.”
"Right, brothers."”
"He's as good as a person.”Zhang Ran started to make up stories." We have an actor backstage called Meng Hetang. He's Little Meng. He had recently become sworn brothers with her.”
"Sure." Guo Qilin added.”
"In short, why should we be sworn brothers?" Zhang Ran asked. For example, take Guo Qilin.”
" Xiao Guo's father, Old Master Yu…"
"My surname is Guo, and so is my father's.”
Zhang Ran smacked his lips and said,"Ms. Guo, you came to me one day and said that you wanted me to discuss a problem."”
"I have a question that has been in my heart for more than twenty years. Help me answer it. Look at the big lantern from afar, look at the big lantern from close up, and look closely at it from close up.”
"I say…this is a broken lantern! When your father heard this, he said,"Oh, my!" The problem that had troubled me all my life was solved!”
The audience burst into laughter.
"My father has been surrounded by this stupid lantern for his entire life!" Guo Qilin wiped the sweat off her forehead.”
"He said he had no way to repay me!" Zhang Ran laughed. Zhang Ran, let's become sworn brothers."
"Ah?" He kowtowed to you just like that?"
"Yeah, your father is very open-minded.”
"Phew-"
The audience burst into laughter. Guo Qilin really could not shake off his father's shadow at the moment. This was also the best joke.
"That's why I said that this is the relationship between brothers. This kind of special situation will happen.”
"There's no such special situation!"”
"Meng Hetang's brotherhood has nothing to do with this," Zhang Ran continued.”
"He's a friend of Shaobing, the crazy kid from the previous episode!" Zhang Ran explained. He said that Shaobing is his big brother."
"Meng Hetang drank too much that day."Why do you have to acknowledge Shaobing as your big brother?”
Zhang Ran pretended to be drunk."Brother, I won't hide it from you." From the moment I saw sister-in-law, I knew that he was my brother.”
"Whoa! My Little Senior Brother Meng is really wild! With ill intentions."
" Phew!" The audience laughed so hard that their molars were showing.
"That's why I said that you should be careful. If you meet someone like Meng Hetang, you should stay away from him."”
Meng Hetang was so angry that he spat in the backstage.
"To make friends, I'd rather learn from the three sworn brothers in the peach garden than learn from the one pot of incense in the tile mound.”
"What do you mean?" Guo Qilin said smoothly.”
Zhang Ran nodded in satisfaction. This meant that Guo Qilin had praised her well."Ning Xuexue, the Three Sworn Brothers of the Peach Garden. This Three Sworn Brothers of the Peach Garden means that Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei will kowtow to the ground like real brothers. After kowtowing, the three of them will stand up and protect Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain the scriptures!”
"Hey, that's not right." Guo Qilin said.
"Dream of the Red Chamber has such a story!" Zhang Ran laughed.”
The audience laughed.
"You've read too much of this book. Then tell me, don't learn from Wagang.”
Zhang Ran explained," Wagang has forty-six friends. Jia Jialou knocked his head on the ground. We're brothers!" Later on, for their own interests, they pulled out the head of the incense stick. This friendship was gone, and they turned against each other. He left behind his eternal words!"
"This is what it means to learn from the three sworn brothers in the peach garden instead of learning from the incense burner in the tile mound!”
"Yes, that makes sense." Guo Qilin said.
The audience listened to Zhang Ran's tirade. It was indeed very reasonable.
Or rather, listening to crosstalk would increase one's knowledge.
Zhang Ran was very satisfied. This part was very smooth. Although it didn't have an explosive effect, the audience listened.
"There are many ways to make friends. There are a few ancient sayings that are good…"
"This is called one noble and one cheap, friendship is revealed.”
"A moment is a sign of friendship."
"When you pass through a house, you don't avoid your wife. You have to have the friendship of entrusting your wife and children!"
As soon as these three sentences were said, Zhang Ran's aura suddenly rose.
This was also the crux of this crosstalk!
Guo Qilin's eyes shone with a golden light. They were finally here! This was the style that he had learned with his father and master all night yesterday!
"You're still so full of yourself!" Guo Qilin said.
Zhang Ran was full of the demeanor of an old gentleman. He said,"This is too much knowledge. Today, let's have a meeting to make friends and teach them on the spot!”
"Tell us about it!"
"Everyone, you must know what kind of friends you can make and what kind of friends you can't! To go from the shallow to the deep, we should first talk about the small details of life."
"First of all, you have to keep your eyes open from your daily life.”
"There are a few kinds of people you can't make friends with! First of all, those who took the taxi at the back couldn't pay!”
The audience instantly smiled knowingly. They all understood why.
However, the crosstalk had to continue. At this time, the importance of the sidekicks was reflected.
Guo Qilin pretended to be confused and said,"This…I don't understand! Why couldn't those who were fighting to sit at the back hand it over?”
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