"Why does Zhang Ran know so much about the Guo family's assets?”
"Young Class Master's stab is really accurate and ruthless!”
The audience didn't know whether to laugh or cry at Guo Qilin's question to Zhang Ran.
"Guess?" Zhang Ran opened his fan and said.”
He was very satisfied with Guo Qilin's sudden attack.
" I didn't know my family was so rich..." Guo Qilin laughed.
"That's why you can't imagine Dad's happiness!" Zhang Ran covered his mouth with a fan.”
This sentence was brought up in the first match, and now it was brought up again.
It matched the current context, so the audience laughed again!
Guo Qilin was secretly impressed by this Youngest Uncle. He felt that his words just now were already a fatal blow.
Unexpectedly, although Zhang Ran was laughing, he did not stop and stabbed the knife back in.
And the audience's laughter was obviously better.
"When you reach your father's age, you'll know how happy your father is."”
"Let's get back to business. You have money! The car you drive is different. It's a good car! Other people's steering wheels are round."
"Yours is made of pure silver. It's long and bent at both ends. There's a pair here with two black rubber covers on it!”
Zhang Ran gestured and said,"Drive it, toot, toot, toot-it's great. If he drove it, the exhaust pipe would be filled with black smoke! There was no one on the entire street. The traffic police pointed at your car and shouted!”
"Elder Sun! Withdraw your divine power!"
"This is a tractor, do you know that?" Guo Qilin pushed Zhang Ran.”
Zhang Ran chuckled." When the car stopped, you saw me. You saw me through the window. We were classmates when we were young!"”
"Once the door opens, you come out from inside and stand here with a golden light protecting your body. From head to toe, this suit would cost at least 400,000! The belt on his waist, just this clip, cost 150,000 yuan!”
This was another description at the level of a stand-up comedy, and it had the elegance of a storyteller.
"This mouth has big golden teeth. When he opens his mouth, his teeth are broken and inlaid with gold!”
"You look over here and ask,'Do you still recognize me?”This sentence was spoken in the tone of a noble.
Then, Zhang Ran changed his tone to that of a commoner. "I'm so silly…I know we were classmates when we were young. Do you dare to say anything?" she said weakly. The disparity between the rich and the poor was too great! One was in the sky, and the other was in the mud! I don't dare to speak anymore."
"You pointed at me! Ha, father! Haha!"
"Wait a minute!" Guo Qilin quickly pulled him over. No, no, no, wait!"
Zhang Ran almost couldn't stop him. He said, Father, you don't know me…"
Guo Qilin: " I don't know you. What's wrong with you? Do I call you father when I see you?" Is this reasonable?"
Zhang Ran: " When we were young, we played house together. I was old, and you were always playing the role of a young master. I was always playing your father! You called me father just to mock me for being old…"
"I'm laughing at you because of my dad?" Guo Qilin was dumbfounded.”
"You're really vicious!"
"I…I know it's you."”
"Father, why don't you recognize me? I'm Guo Qilin.”
The audience was so happy that they could not stop laughing.
On one hand, Zhang Ran acted like a poor man in a difficult situation, and on the other hand, he acted like a rich man meeting an old classmate.
Except…the rich man kept calling him father.
The effects of the show were too realistic.
"Why do you keep calling me father?!"”
"I didn't say anything, but you scolded me just to make me speak!”
Guo Qilin: ”
"Rich people are unpredictable, you know?”
"When I told you about my experience and family situation, you, as my friend, cried. Don't worry about it!"
"You reached out and took out your checkbook! Who brought a checkbook? He must be rich!"
"Let me take a look. Two million! I thought I was dreaming. I took your hand, put it in my mouth, and bit it hard! They were all bleeding! Yes! The check is real!"
"Are you going to bite my hand to see if it's real or not?" Guo Qilin's face was full of grief and indignation.”
Zhang Ran gestured at the image of himself missing a finger. No matter how he looked at it, he was amused."You're very gratified! It's good that it's true! It's good that it's true, Father!"
"Stop waving your hands!"”
The audience was overjoyed, and their faces were full of smiles.
"I took this money home and took care of the old and young. I survived!" Zhang Ran said. Who should I blame for this? I'll thank you for your kindness!"
"Yeah, I'm missing a finger," said Guo Qilin cheerfully.”
Zhang Ran looked at Guo Qilin in surprise."Is there any point in bringing that up?"
"Is that interesting?" Guo Qilin asked.”
"I'm not unhappy even if you call me father for a long time.”
Guo Qilin: " Nonsense. I wouldn't be unhappy even if you called me father for so long!”
The audience laughed as Zhang Ran summarized this short segment.
It was 'One noble and one lowly, friendship is revealed.'”
"That short exchange of words shows our friendship!" Guo Qilin hurriedly asked.”
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