"F * ck, fire! The giant panda was really talking!”
"The sky has changed! The weather had changed! The panda can talk too!"
"Oh my god, are you a demon or an immortal?"
"Grandpa, I told you that giant pandas can talk!”
“……”
The square was filled with voices.
Many people had yet to recover from their shock.
She was still subconsciously exclaiming.
Inside the zoo.
The director woke up slowly from being pinched.
"Where's the giant panda? Where did he go?"
"Ran out? Disappeared? What are you doing?"
"I'm begging you! Hurry up and call the police!"
A few seconds later.
Mountain City Police Station.
"I'm Zhou Zhipeng, the director of Shancheng zoo. I want to call the police!
A giant panda escaped from our zoo today. Please help us find it!”
The police officer was stunned.
"A giant panda ran out of the zoo, right?
Director Zhou, don't worry, I'll report it immediately!”
Two minutes later.
A large number of police officers were dispatched from the nearby police station.
Along the way, they searched for traces of the giant panda that had escaped from the zoo.
……
……
On a 487 bus.
The loudspeaker suddenly broadcasted a piece of news.
"I have an emergency message.
A giant panda escaped from the Shancheng zoo and entered the streets.
Please pay attention to the bus company drivers and all passengers along the way.
If you find any traces of the giant panda, please press the emergency button of the vehicle to call the police immediately!
All the police officers who participated in the report would receive rewards ranging from 500 to 5,000 yuan!”
Instantly.
There was a commotion on the bus.
"Is that so? Even a giant panda can run out?”
"Then you must be careful. That little guy is too cute.”
"Five hundred to five thousand? Sure."
"Giant pandas are so lazy. How did they come out?”
Amidst the discussion.
The car slowly glided, turned into the side lane, and stopped at the traffic light.
Suddenly.
A black and white shadow flashed past.
Lu Yan rode his tricycle to the side of the road and stood side by side with the bus driver.
"Hey, you son of a b * tch, you didn't use your turn signal when you were driving.
You almost ran over me! You can't even afford to compensate me if I lose a single hair."
Lu Yan opened his mouth and said in a dialect.
The bus driver turned around.
It was as if he had seen a ghost.
"F * ck! A-a-a giant panda!"
" That damn panda can talk!"
Lu Yan's face fell.
"Motherf * cker! You're the f * cking dog!
Believe it or not, I'll hammer you to death today!”
The bus driver was completely dumbfounded.
The passengers were also completely dumbfounded.
"F * ck! Giant panda riding a tricycle?"
"Is this the main point? This was the main point of a hammer! The main point is that it can talk!"
"F * ck a husky! Could it be that the spiritual energy in the novel had recovered?”
"Revival of Spirit Qi my ass! Read less novels for a day!"
"Then what do you think this is about?”
"I know nothing!"
The passengers 'eyeballs almost fell to the ground.
In fact…
He felt that his brain was filled with question marks.
What was wrong with this world?
Why did it feel like it had suddenly collapsed?
The bus driver was stunned for a few seconds.
He swallowed hard.
"Panda?" she asked subconsciously. You can talk?"
Lu Yan looked up.
The bear face was proud.
"That's right, not only do I know how to speak, I also know how to speak in dialect.
Do you think my dialect is standard? Doesn't it look like a local?”
The bus driver retorted subconsciously.
"You're like a hammer! Your accent is obviously from Chengdu.
Motherf * cker, you even pretended to be from our mountain city!”
Lu Yan was furious.
"Clang? I grew up in the zoo in Shancheng.
How dare you say that I'm not a mountain bear? Do you believe I won't beat you up?"
The bus driver exploded on the spot.
"Come, come, come.
If you have a temper, come up. See if I don't hammer your mother until she can't recognize you!”
He cursed.
He still had a plan in mind.
Humph.
It would be difficult to get down if he wanted to!
At that time.
He helped to catch a panda, and a talking panda at that.
That would give him a lot of rewards?
Humph!
He could walk and wash his feet many times!
“he~~tui~~~”
Lu Yan spat.
"Damn it! I admire people like you who don't believe in evil!
Square skull! He saw it! I'm coming!"
Lu Yan roared.
He jumped up.
He jumped into the bus.
"Bang!"
One punch.
It landed in the bus driver's eyes.
"Roar!"
The bus driver screamed.
Her eyes turned green very quickly.
"Clang!"
Another strike.
His other eye turned green as well.
At this moment.
The announcement from earlier began to be announced on the bus again.
"Are you looking for a giant panda? You look like a giant panda to me.
Come, tie him up. I'll take you to the police!
Since I don't have the money, I'll hand you over and ask the police to give me some money so that we can eat hotpot.”
Lu Yan rambled on.
He pulled out the GPS cable on the bus and tied up the bus driver who had lost his ability to fight.
He was dragged off the bus.
"I found two cents by the side of the road-"
Lu Yan groaned as he walked.
His expression was joyful.
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