Mountain City Police Station.
"Comrade JC, I want to call the police!
Just now, the driver of our 487 bus was beaten up by the giant panda that ran out.
Then, he was tied up and taken away! Right here in Starbeauty City! Come and save me!"
The young lady who received the call was stunned.
"Auntie, what did you say? Please say it again. I didn't hear it clearly.”
"Hey! How could she be deaf at such a young age!”
The auntie nagged and told him what had happened just now.
The young lady was stunned.
"Auntie, do you know that you have to bear legal responsibility for making a false police report?”
The auntie was furious.
"Hey! I dare to use my head as a guarantee! What I said just now is true!"
However, the lady didn't want to say anything.
"I'm sorry, Auntie. I have another call coming in. If there's nothing else, I'll hang up.”
Du du du--
The phone rang.
The auntie was so angry that she beat her chest and stamped her feet.
"Hey! Young people nowadays are really like that!"
At the police station.
The young lady picked up the next call.
"Comrade JC, I want to call the police!
I found a giant panda riding a children's tricycle at the north gate of Xingmei City.
She was helping a man in a bus driver's uniform as they ran on the road.
Hurry up and save him!
Oh wait! There's no need. The giant panda has already brought people to your traffic patrol platform!”
Du du du--
He listened to the busy tone on the phone.
The young lady was at a loss.
"No-what's going on today?
The giant panda ran away. The giant panda kidnapped people? Alien invasion?"
The young lady muttered softly.
……
……
On the traffic police platform.
A few traffic police officers were contacting the search team for the giant panda.
Suddenly.
"Bang bang bang-"
A voice rang out.
Phew--
The wind blew.
A giant panda jumped into the air and landed on the desk.
"Uncle JC, I caught a giant panda.
I heard that you're looking for a giant panda, right? And there's a reward for providing clues, right?
Hurry up, I've caught one for you. Give me the prize money.”
Lu Yan said with a smile to Uncle JC, who was so shocked that he sat on the chair with anger in his eyes.
After saying that.
He pulled the bus driver over.
"Look, isn't he a giant panda?”
The few uncles looked at each other.
He swallowed his saliva with difficulty.
"The panda is talking?"
"Are you sure we didn't make a mistake?"
"This-this is completely illogical!”
"What science? This giant panda is right in front of us!”
A few uncles whispered to each other.
The leader took a deep breath.
And he said,"Well, he's really a panda.
Thank you for sending him here, but according to our procedures, you need to go to the police station to make a statement before we can give you this bonus.
So, let's go to the police station first.”
Lu Yan waved his claws.
"Do you think I'm a three-month-old fool? Hurry up and give me the money, or I'll take it away.”
After saying that.
He even pulled the power cord.
The bus driver was on the verge of tears.
"Comrade JC, this panda is too fierce!
He must be a monster. You might as well kill him!”
Bang!
Lu Yan turned around and punched him.
It landed directly on his eye socket.
"Damn it, he didn't look at the rearview mirror when he was driving, and he was still driving recklessly in front of the red street lights.
You almost ran me over and begged me, and you still have the cheek to complain first?
Do you believe that I will kill you with two punches today?”
The bus driver cried.
Tears welled up in her eyes.
"Comrade JC, save me!"
Opposite him.
The corners of the uncles 'eyes twitched.
He felt dizzy.
He seemed to be lacking in oxygen.
Giant pandas-
He really knew how to talk.
It was like an old sow removing her X mask, one set after another.
Was this really a giant panda?
Monsters?
What the hell is this!
The uncles were a little devastated.
"Hurry up and pay!" Lu Yan shouted. I still have to go shopping!"
The uncles exchanged glances again.
"Come, come, come. Let's gather some money."
"Let's save her first."
"The tranquilizer gun hasn't arrived yet.”
"I still have 300 yuan here."
A few uncles gathered together.
In the end, he managed to gather more than 2,000 yuan.
"Well-that's all I have-"
Uncle JC, who was the leader, handed the money over.
Go with the flow.
She opened her arms and wanted to hug Lu Yan.
"Hey! You old fool!
I'm a macho man who likes cuckolds!
Just pay up! If you want to carry her home, go carry your wife!"
Lu Yan snatched the money and turned around to run.
How exciting.
Behind him.
A few jcs chased after him.
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