Shen Lang chuckled.
"Dog Feed, try biting me. If you bite me, I'll stew you. I'll send your three-inch dog penis to Li Fugui tonight!”
Dog Feed trembled in fear. Shen Lang could understand my dog language?
This was too strange.
In the courtyard, Shen Lang was talking to himself. From time to time, he would hear Dog Feed barking.
Yan Bingbing peeked out and saw that Shen Lang was chatting with the dog. After saying that he was bored, he went back to his own business.
"Shen Lang, can you understand what I'm saying?”
"Nonsense, what else? Your grandpa is awesome, right?"
Shen Lang smiled smugly. He realized that the reward given by the system was awesome.
After surviving the fire, the system gave him an S grade again because of his bravery in saving people.
The S-rank reward for the third calamity was: Misfortune Sense.
[Misfortune Sensing: The host will trigger a system prompt one second before the arrival of misfortune to help the host avoid misfortune (Upgradeable effectiveness)]
To put it simply, when Shen Lang was about to be unlucky, the system would send a reminder one second in advance.
For example, when Shen Lang went to the toilet in the morning and was about to get up, the system kindly reminded him that he did not bring any toilet paper.
Another example was when he went to the supermarket to buy a lot of things and was about to pay the bill, the system notified him that he had dropped his wallet when he left the house. Although it was useless, at least it was better than nothing. Moreover, it could be upgraded.
As for the S-rank lottery, the items drawn were amazing.
It actually gave him a language translation function.
[Language Translator: The language of any living being can be automatically translated into Chinese in the brain.]
In other words, Shen Lang could understand any language.
The most amazing thing was that no matter if it was a dog, a cat, or any other animal, as long as it was a living creature's language, he could understand what it meant.
For example, last night, when the wild cats were in love, Shen Lang felt the allure of the cat.
At this moment, seeing that there was no one around, Shen Lang could not help but tease him with Dog Feed.
Dog Feed was stunned. He stretched out his paw and waved it in front of Shen Lang.
"How many is this?"
Shen Lang looked at her with disdain." Four! Dog Feed, your IQ is only this low. Can you test me on math questions that are above 4?”
Dog Feed's face was filled with shock.
It took a few steps back and realized for the first time that a human could understand the language of animals.
"Erha, can you not look at me with such an arrogant expression? Since Li Fugui is gone, let's talk about seniority in the future. You call me grandfather, and I call you my good grandson. What do you think?”
Dog Feed barked furiously.
Li Fugui treated it like his precious son, and this guy actually wanted to be Li Fugui's father.
"Don't be too impudent! Let me tell you, I didn't get a vaccine. I bit you with rabies!”
Shen Lang looked disdainful.
"Go ahead and bite it. I'll have more time to deal with you in the future. Let me tell you, from today onwards, all dog food and milk will be canceled!”
"You're responsible for eating the leftovers from Yan Bingbing and me every meal! I'll give you a spa tonight? If I don't kill you, it's all because I've treated you well! If you're hungry, go to the toilet yourself. Don't even think about asking me to cook for you!”
Gou Sheng was about to go crazy from anger. He never thought that he would be treated like this just after Li Fugui left.
It pounced at Shen Lang.
Shen Lang did not indulge it. He kicked it to the wall and raised the stool.
Dog Feed barked a few times and didn't dare to pounce over again.
"Shen Lang, what are you doing? I'm warning you, don't bully Dog Feed!”
Yan Bingbing heard the commotion in the courtyard and walked out again.
"Hehe, Bing Bing, it's fine! I'm educating it. In the future, there will only be the two of us and the dog at home. We have to make it admit defeat!”
"Dog Feed, I'll give you one milk!"
Shen Lang shouted at Dog Feed.
"Can you be a little more serious!"
Yan Bingbing was speechless. She was about to say something when her eyes widened.
She actually saw Uncle Li's husky kneel down in front of Yan Bingbing. "My…Heavens!"
Yan Bingbing opened her mouth so wide that she could swallow an entire egg.
"You actually knelt down in front of me?”
Shen Lang smiled smugly and waved his hand to get it to act like an old dog pushing a cart.
Dog Feed looked resentful. He got up and pushed the tricycle in the yard a few steps forward.
Yan Bingbing was completely shocked.
"It…it has been tamed by you?”
The arrogant husky actually listened to Shen Lang!
"That's right!"
Shen Lang said shamelessly," Through my education, it has already gotten rid of its bad habits. In the future, it will be a good dog that likes to eat leftovers and pick up trash!"”
Dog Feed wagged its tail in cooperation, indicating that it would be a dog again in the future, so Grandma could rest assured.
Yan Bingbing went back to her room in a daze and sighed at how crazy the world was.
Was it because he had not come into contact with new things for too long that the dog had actually learned how to push a cart?
Shen Lang and Dog Feed were left in the courtyard.
"Shen Lang, I was giving you face just now. I'm warning you to treat me better. Don't force me to call my brother over to teach you a lesson!”
Dog Feed was unwilling to be enslaved from now on and roared angrily.
"Call you big brother? Shout! I, Shen Lang, have been a wanderer all my life. I love freedom, and I am not afraid of threats.”"Let me guess, is it the Pomeranian next door or the Chihua at the alley? If you can call that bull-headed terrier from Uncle Wang's house, I'll respect you as a dog!”
Dog Feed was furious.
"Woof woof, just you wait! Tonight, I'll let you know what human fear is!”
Dog Feed growled and ran out of the house.
Shen Lang touched his nose and wondered if he had forced this silly husky into a corner.
However, he had to do this.
Dog Feed was in Li Fugui's hands, and it cost 3,000 yuan a month.
When Li Fugui left, he did not mention the living expenses of the husky, so he had no choice but to do this.
"This guy, could he have called a Tibetan Mastiff over?”
Shen Lang shook his head and returned to his room.
Dog Feed didn't come back even after dinner.
Yan Bingbing asked worriedly," Shen Lang, is Erha alright? It wouldn't run away and not come back, right? Has this ever happened before?"
Shen Lang was also uncertain.
"It should be fine. Other than the courtyard house, no one else wants this stupid dog! How about this, I'll finish today's livestream mission first. When it's over, I'll go out and look for it!”
Yan Bingbing had no choice but to agree.
Tonight was a live broadcast that Shen Lang could not turn down. His fans and netizens requested him to talk about the Viking.
If he did not say it, everyone would blacklist him. Shen Lang had no choice but to agree. At eight o'clock in the evening, Yan Bingbing went to wash the dishes and clean the house. Shen Lang sat in front of his phone.
[Oh, I'm not seeing things, am I? Brother Shen is actually starting a live broadcast?]
[No!] The front row seats were reserved. Big brother on the leaderboard only needed to farm a lollipop now!
[Old Brother Shen, where are you broadcasting from? Why am I seeing the stars?]
Shen Lang was speechless and said,""There's a big hole in my ceiling! The day before yesterday, it was smashed by a tower crane again! Tomorrow, I'll find another craftsman to make up for it!"
The netizens were speechless.
[Hahaha, Old Brother Shen, do you have anything unlucky to share today?]
[Let's not talk about that happy thing. Can't we share Brother Shen's happiness?] Brother, has anything made you happy recently?
Shen Lang was amused.
"You don't have to say that I really do. I recently learned a skill that allows me to communicate with animals! Basically, they could chat for half a day with any animal they met!”
"For example, this afternoon, I took the landlord's dog..."
Shen Lang told the netizens about what happened in the afternoon. He seemed to be showing off.
When the netizens heard this, no one believed it!
You said you can communicate with the dog?
Old Brother Shen, it's hard for you to communicate with others. Who doesn't hide far away when they see you?
[Appraisal complete. Brother Shen has some mental problems!]
[I am Director Liu from the mental hospital. Shen Lang, you can consider coming to my hospital for a comprehensive checkup.]
[Hey, don't say anything. I just remembered a piece of news I saw. I wonder if it has anything to do with Brother Shen.]
What news?
[The news said that something strange happened at Zhongzhou City's zoo when it was closed tonight. All the animals in the zoo were irritable and started barking. Did Brother Shen's husky ask them to help?]
[^
Shen Lang was shocked when he saw it.
"D * mn, that's really possible! My landlord, Li Fugui, retired from the position of the director of the Zhongzhou zoo. I heard that in the first few years, Dog Feed was even more powerful than the director in the zoo. At its most arrogant, even lions had to kneel down when they saw it!”
The netizens laughed out loud. Just as they were about to say something, they were all stunned.
The live broadcast room became quiet, and no one typed any more subtitles.
Shen Lang tapped his phone screen to see if he had disconnected again.
[Shen…Old Brother Shen, turn around!] Look behind you!
[Run!] Brother Shen, it's dangerous!
[God, what's going on? Shen Lang, look behind you!]
The netizens were extremely shocked, and Shen Lang was shocked.
A system notification appeared! [Disaster Sensing: A Siberian tiger is lurking behind the host. Please be careful!]
F * ck!
Shen Lang did not have the time to turn around and retreated.
Bang! A furry paw smashed Shen Lang's chair.
"Roar!"
The sky above the courtyard house echoed with the roar of the tiger!
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。