Shen Lang was so shocked that his left heart almost jumped out.
As for the right atrium and left and right heart chambers, they had basically stopped beating.
It was too freaking scary.
Why would a Siberian tiger run into my room?
If not for the system's Disaster Detection, Shen Lang would have been turned into a meat patty.
Looking at the spot where the tiger landed, it should have crawled in through the damn hole in the ceiling!
In the live broadcast room, the netizens also exclaimed.
[I'll go, go, go!] Why did a tiger suddenly appear?
[It's actually a Manchurian Tiger!] Look at its forehead, there are several black horizontal stripes, and the middle is connected to form the word 'King'. Its front claws are thick and powerful, its head is round, its ears are short, and its hair is long and sparse! It was the largest carnivorous feline in existence. An adult male Siberian tiger weighed an average of 500 pounds and had a body length of about 2.3 meters. It was well-deserved to be the king of the forest!
[No, previous poster, how did you type so many words in such a short time!]
[Why are you guys still thinking about this? Brother Shen is in danger!]
[Isn't Brother Shen in daily danger?]
Shen Lang was not in the mood to play with them. An adult Amur tiger was in his bedroom, and it was about to kill him!
Shen Lang slowly took two steps back and stared at the Manchurian Tiger, afraid that it would pounce on him again.
Seeing that his attack had failed, the Manchurian Tiger arched his body and stared at the human in front of him.
"Brothers! Hurry up and Baidu! What if we run into a tiger!"
Shen Lang walked around the house as he shouted anxiously.
The netizens immediately activated their powerful search engine.
[Brother Shen, I've checked. They all talk about what to do if you encounter a tiger in the wild. No one says what to do if you encounter it in the house!]
[Some scientists say that if you encounter a ferocious tiger, immediately assume the most handsome pose you think you can die in a more dignified manner…F * ck, sorry, I found a joke!]
[Stop fooling around!] Old Brother Shen, I suggest you kneel down and call him father immediately. After all, a vicious tiger will not eat its cubs!
[Don't argue, listen to me!] If it was a man, he would slide a shovel under the tiger's body, tear open its belly with both hands, pull out its intestines, and then tie a bow on the tiger's neck to strangle it to death…Oh right, Brother Shen, do you know what a slide shovel is?
[Even if Old Brother Shen doesn't die, you guys will be furious!] Let me be serious. Tigers are feline animals. The back of the neck of feline animals is itchy and most afraid of being scratched. As long as Brother Shen grabbed the soft flesh of the tiger's back neck and lifted it up, the tiger would be completely obedient! Have you ever caught a cat? Just catch it like that!
[Upstairs, get lost. You're still joking at this time!] If it were me, I would say that I should have a heart-to-heart talk with Tiger and tell him that I just drank 18 bowls of wine and was going home to visit my brother. My brother has a beautiful sister-in-law, and she's still interested in me! With that said, the tiger might have remembered something!
Shen Lang glanced at the comments and broke down.
This batch of netizens hated him for not dying!
Just as he was panicking, Yan Bingbing's voice came from outside the door. "Shen Lang, why are you closing the door? Why can't I go in? Dog Feed is back. Don't tell me you went out to look for it!”
When Shen Lang heard that, he immediately understood everything.
It turned out that Gousheng had really called its big brother over!
Shen Lang regretted his decision. If he had known that Gou Sheng's brother was a Siberian tiger, he would not have dared to be so arrogant to Gou Sheng!
He quickly said,"Bing Bing, I'm broadcasting. Don't come in!" Go back to your room and let Dog Feed in!”
Shen Lang did not dare to let Yan Bingbing in again. Other than feeding the Manchurian Tiger, there was no other use.
"Ah, I'm not going in? Didn't the netizens say that they wanted to see me interact with you? I've already changed my clothes. Forget it, do whatever you want. Rest early!”
Yan Bingbing turned around and left when she realized that she was no longer needed.
"Oh right, you're so mysterious. Don't play any sound effects. I heard a tiger roar just now. Don't scare the netizens!”
She mumbled and her voice gradually faded away.
Shen Lang finally heaved a sigh of relief. He slowly walked to the door and opened it slightly. He saw Dog Feed looking at him smugly.
"Get in here!"
Gousheng walked in arrogantly.
"Speak! Did you find the Manchurian Tiger to harm me?”
Gousheng glared at Shen Lang and walked to the Manchurian Tiger's side. It started barking.
The netizens were shocked again.
[What the hell? Is he really the big brother that Erha called over?]
[Oh my god, this is too surreal! Call the police! Erha actually found a Siberian tiger to eat Brother Shen!]
[Is this what you call a dog faking a tiger's might?]
The husky's words were translated into Shen Lang's mind.
"Shen Lang, are you convinced? Let me introduce my big brother, Fat Tiger! The absolute king of the zoo, a first-class protected animal. Try touching it! If it bites you to death, it is considered eating! It's illegal for you to kill it!"
Shen Lang was so angry that his nose was crooked. Wasn't this bullying?
"Gousheng, let Brother Fat Tiger sit down first. Let's have a good chat! After all, we're under the same roof. If you eat me, who will play with you?”
Shen Lang laughed as he tried to find a peaceful solution.
When the netizens heard that Shen Lang had started to talk about favors with the husky, they laughed out loud.
Although they knew that the situation was so dangerous, they just couldn't control themselves.
It was like knowing that Old Brother Shen was unlucky again, but everyone was especially happy.
The husky barked twice." Talk? Alright, my big brother is hungry! Get it something to eat first!"
Shen Lang was delighted." Brother Fatty Hu, what do you want to eat? Order whatever you want. I'll cook everything I know to serve you! If we really can't, we'll treat you to a buffet. We can definitely teach the boss a good lesson!”
The Manchurian Tiger called Fat Tiger looked at Erha and then at Shen Lang. He finally let go of his hostility.
"Roar! Roar! Roar…"
It roared at Shen Lang.
The netizens heard the tiger roaring in a low voice, but Shen Lang heard Brother Tiger ordering food.
"Cut the crap. 10 catties of spiced beef and a pot of pork stewed with vermicelli! Then, he would give her a whole chicken stewed with mushrooms and ten pancakes. That would be the first time. If it was not enough, he would talk about it later! Oh right, give me some pickled vegetables!"
As it growled, its stomach let out a loud sound. Clearly, it was really hungry.
Shen Lang's face turned green.
As expected of the Amur Tiger, he ordered all the northeastern dishes.
But it's so late at night, and you want me to get these things for Fat Tiger?
He began to discuss carefully.
"Brother Hu, I'll go to the kitchen to take a look. If there's anything, I'll bring it all up for you.”
Fat Tiger snorted unhappily and did not force it.
Seeing that it did not react, Shen Lang finally opened the door slowly and left.
"Hu! Bing Bing, hurry up and call the police!"
He screamed and ran to Yan Bingbing's room to drag her along.
Who knew that just as he shouted, a low roar came from the room.
"If you dare to escape, I dare to eat! Let's see if you run faster or I digest faster.”
Shen Lang's heart skipped a beat. He turned around and smiled,""Brother Hu, I was just joking with you!”
The fat tiger opened its mouth, revealing its bloody mouth.
"I'm not joking with you!"
Shen Lang dashed into the kitchen.
At the same time, the system notification finally appeared in his mind. Ding! System announcement: The fourth calamity has arrived. Please remain calm and try your best to survive!
[This Disaster: The Frightening Night of the Siheyuan-Attack of Animals!]
[Tribulation preparation time: 0 hours and 0 minutes (network delay)]
[Time of tribulation: 4 hours.]
[Friendly reminder: Because the host has angered the domesticated husky, the fourth disaster has arrived early. Please remain calm and do not act rashly. Life is precious. Don't be a meal on the plate!]
"System, you f * cked me up!”
Shen Lang looked at the food in the kitchen and wanted to cry.
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